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You can say that, but he's still standing.

Does that get added to or subtracted from his list of one thousand conquests?

And, as said upthread, I wouldn't trust a professional wrestler's self-diagnosis if he showed up on my doorstep with limbs falling off claiming he had leprosy. Graham is going to be carnying on his deathbed.

You can't beat a bit of wild speculation......... We should bet on it. With the right odds who knows...this time next year we could be millionaires! Perfick.

An American evangelist type, big friends with Nixon.

Two policemen in critical condition after a shooting outside the Palazzo Chigi as the new Italian coalition government are sworn in. If Italy makes it through the next six months without at least one serious assassination attempt on a major political figure I'll be stunned.

Louis Theroux clearly plotting against everyone that's wronged him.

He stopped loving her today.

Yeah, you talk about the marquee roles in cinema and "Shopkeeper in The Good The Bad and The Ugly" is up there with Hamlet or Othello.

Talking about "Golden Girls" who made the world smile with their individualistic sense of humour and commitment to their female friends, Valerie Solanas died of pneumonia today in 1988.

Thanks, mayne. Only another six months before I'm on the front page of the members list as well. That's when I get to start complaining that this message board was better back in the old days.

I'm going to have one more shot at this Pardee obit before TMIB starts sending faecal matter through the post to me so I shut up. Does this count? Specifically, this bit: I think the issue is that we accept the Guardian's obits that are just news feeds from Associated Press, so do we accept Sky using news feeds from a third party that also uses Associated Press? The story is on the Sky News site, it's fully accredited and has actually been "put" there by a Sky journalist, the question is does it count as it has come via two degrees of separation. Now if anyone needs me I'm just gonna let these straws I'm clasping at go.

Kayleigh, it's too late to say I'm sorry...

Yeah, and I'm eternally in your debt TMIB for your fast response time on that one. Imagine being cockblocked by a deadpool.

Depends on what part of Sky you're talking about. If it was a brief piece on the main news site saying "Jack Pardee is dead" then that might be acceptable. But it seemed to be tucked away in some obscure part and was just a link to an external site that wasn't even AP. So I thought I needed a bit more meat than that... EDIT: I'm actually quite surprised that the old standby of the Guardian Worldfeed article didn't come up with the goods.. Sky Sports has a TV show called "Total Access" that covers the week in NFL. A mention on there would count, yes? Am I going to have to get torrenting to see if one came up?

Deadpooling etiquette nightmare Anne Williams has died, aged 62.

This Jack Pardee obit just isn't going to come, huh?

https://vine.co/v/bFdt5uwg6JZ RIP to all the people who are 1/32nd Irish who were injured in the attack.

Pran's a unique DDP pick for me this year, and from what I can understand from Bollywood websites, he still hasn't left the hospital he was admitted to in late November. With any luck this is the Indian government bunging him the first award available before he carks it.

And Cameron is leading us when we're coming out of a War on Terror, so he should get more credit as well.

Richard L Bare moves pretty fucking well for a guy hitting 100.

Deftones bassist Chi Cheng has died aged 42. Seems a bit of a bummer to spend four years in a coma, finally exit it and then die the following year, but there you go.

Shall we start predicting the 2033 DeathList now? Steve Martin Prince Charles Al Gore Pee-Wee Herman Chicharito (inspiringly diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer in December 2032)

Are you quite sure about that? yeah he's deffo dead.Here's a BBC obit http://www.bbc.co.uk...eshire-22091873 The BBC are never wrong! http://mlkshk.com/r/2KNX It's probably time we had this installed as a smiley on the site. Or maybe autoposted to all guest contributions.

Power ranking the post-war PMs, not counting Churchill: 1. Attlee 2. Blair 3. MacMillan 4. Wilson 5. Heath 6. Major 7. Callaghan 8. Brown 9. Thatcher 10. Douglas-Home 11. Eden Come at me.