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Fabio Frittelli, whom connoisseurs of Europop will recognise as being the man behind Mo-Do, has committed suicide aged 46.

Mid-March sounds like a good time for a James Garner death.

Confirmed by his old mate Keith Altham. Third death of the year and we're only 35 days in.

Dead according to some guy who used to be in Swinging Blue Jeans, alive according to the lead singer of The Icicle Works.

Rumours circling?

Spend some time in the Russian wilderness

Ali "could be dead within days" says brother.

Cecil Womack dead at 65. Dry your teardrops.

Papers leading with "Gazza on the way out" stories today based on his appearance at a charity event in Northampton the other day, the second most shambolic thing Sixfields has seen this season behind Clarke Carlisle's defending. Here's a light-hearted story from elsewhere:

Richard Briers has "chronic emphysema".

Excelsior, Stan Lee.

Don't Sit Under The Yew Tree With Anyone Else But Her

In... this... next... post...keep...an...eye...out...for...the...elderly...clip...show...host...who...is...to...staying...alive...as...Peter...Falk...is...to...sudoku.

Apt for a show that's a load of bollocks What the fuck kind of haemorrhoids are you getting in your testes?

Now... if,... you're...anything...like...me...you're...probably...wondering...if...*pushes glasses up nose*... this...guest post...was...true. Well...let...me...tell..you...it...wasn't.

Morrissey hospitalised with bladder infection. Here's hoping it's cancer.

Burt's up in an ICU with influenza.

Will they still keep making Superman after he's dead?

Alexey Vorobyov, who finished 16th representing Russia in 2011, has been in a car accident and has "significant brain trauma". Wikipedia seems unable to decide if he's dead or not.

Frank Keating, who had been writing about sport at the Guardian since 1970, has died at the age of 75. One less talened journo for Rusbridger to fire.

This was clearly a suicide.

Ryan Buell will be appearing at this public symposium deal on the 21st of February. Do we have any Pennsylvania DeathLister who could go along and give us a status report on the big man?

He may not be next to drop: he's still healthy enough to travel about to Dubai and cheer his charges on live.

28 offences if the victims choose to play their joker.

Billy Graham hospitalised with double pneumonia. Looks like he might beat the other BG to the pearly gates.