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I thought he was already acknowledged as a paedo, but in the fun Jerry Lee Lewis sense of the term rather than the nasty Kevin Keeg*n sense of the term. Anyway, his tastes eventually matured.

Tom Billington is only 53.

Good tip. Felix Dennis was on Radio 4's Loose Ends show tonight and spoke about his health. He is undergoing treatment for throat cancer (he admitted on the programme that he has no one but himself to blame after smoking forty cigarettes a day for nearly fifty years.) The Sunday Times did a feature on him a couple of weeks ago, which can't be viewed online because of their paywall. However, Felix has bypassed this by scanning the article and uploading it to his own website. I think he'd be a good pick for the DL next year. He sounded pretty rough, but came across as a likeable character - very anti establishment still and increasingly pro trees, two admirable characteristics IMO. Hopefully his hippy anti-establishment credentials will extend to a Brian Haw-style treatment of a terminal illness by rubbing some bark on it and chanting to the sun deities.

Fair play mind, I'd say a terminal dose of barbiturates is probably the one culinary delight he's managed to avoid in his Winner's Dinners write up. I'm sure the staff at Dignitas will still find a way to wank into his terminal injection as well.

He's only 50/50 to die next year, imho, but imagine how annoyed you'd be at missing out on this guy popping his clogs.

18 months to live and contemplating a trip to Dignitas, says the Standard. And yet they don't use a "Death Wish" pun in the headline.

hmmmmmmmm, interesting................ Not any more he hasn't, it's just been overturned. Get your shitty "Freddie Starr ate my [x]" jokes ready...

It was indeed the Masters Club that I was referring to. It was probably the fight that made it (in)famous, and why it sticks in my memory that Medati was the owner. I've driven past it recently, it's just a bar now, no longer "Masters". "The Masters" is now Club Replay. It's still a quality snooker hall but focuses more on 8ball English pool. It's still got a lovely atmosphere and interior and a brilliant function room!.....just to clarify Our Google passing traffic is better than our regular posters.

Arthur Mullard raped his own daughter. That's why he never had his own episode of "This Is Your Life". Trufax.

Word going around boxing Twiter is that Ken Norton has had a heart attack and things aren't looking too great for him...

She's had a fall and Rupe's flown back to America immediately to be by her side.

Probably at the same time they do the "[beloved sitcom star and political campaigner] has a plastic sphincter because the previous one was destroyed from her love of being fucked with a cocaine-covered dildo", "[kids TV magazine show host] got plowed by the entirety of a university rugby team in one sitting on a pool table" and "[former Newcastle, Fulham, England and Manchester City manager with a perm] likes them young" episodes.

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/jimmy-savile-sexually-abused-us-as-girls-10-women-tell-tv-expos-8189637.html

Justin Lee Collins in "Bring Back... The First Deathlist Survivors". "Oh man, who here remembers Clive Dunn? Ledge-und".

That's your lot for 2012.

Sportsman's aunt, by any chance?

The rule is if it makes the E! Network in America, it makes the Daily Mail over here.

Do we even know if Bazza's cancer is that serious? I had five minutes spare at work the other day and did some googling about my longlist... found a few threads on one of the Burnley message boards, one saying "it'll be a miracle if he's still alive by Christmas" and another saying "he's back at work". So you take your chances.... I'm willing to be half of the serious contenders for next year's trophy will have Ryan Buell as captain, tbh.

I can still win if Lisa Lynch drops dead in the next three months. Considering she said last November she had "months to live", she's been well enough to go on holiday recently, but she has been in for a scan in the past few days so.... nah, I have no hope. Roll on next year and a heavy decision to make as to whether I go with her from Emmanuelle or the former chairman of Burnley as captain.

He's not gonna die

Broke? Or made better....

91 next year. Born on exactly the same day as Patrick Macnee.

At least he'll always have his art.

If CriticalDivide, wants a job for life I suggest Clive dunn. I think its interesting though to find out people's reactions to being on the deathlist . Is Ronnie Biggs the first person to comment and respond to being on the deathlist ? Well strictly speaking it isn't actually him responding, still having someone 'on the inside' could prove advantageous... I don't know why but i always thought that at least one famous person visits these forums or certainly people close to them. Quantick doesn't count, huh?

They'll be dancing in the streets of Norwich tonight.