Spade_Cooley

Was just reading up on Raven Alexis, she's the joker of someone in another league I play. You're a brave man picking her for a UK obituary, although I wouldn't say no to a five-page pictorial spread marking her passing.

mfw

Reuters UK

Come on Guardian C+Ping from AP obituaries, do us proud... Especially as, by my fag packet calculations, this'll send me clear top of the DDP. EDIT: No, wait, Star Dust goes top. Meh.

Hey, all these British guys are well and good, but our American cousins are coming back for that #1 spot.

Missed this on Monday because, you know, who the fuck watches TNA, but the utterly dreadful Jesse Sorensen broke his neck at their Sunday PPV taking a flying knee to the head. The camerawork adds a kind of high comedy to the situation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoHMDa8mPvw

Lamont "Big L" Coleman, shot dead today in 1999. Emissaries from the afterlife have yet to report back on if he made good on his promise to "snap in heaven with a MAC-11 and rape Christ."

awww that's a shame. he'll miss the jubilee party With any luck he'll get to watch it with Prince Philip.

Strangely enough, Skelton was on my long-list as well, being as I was born and grew up in the N-Town and saw his story spread across the front of the Chronicle and Echo when I went back to see my grandmother a few months ago, but being a low-end paedo who never made the national press didn't fill me with obit hope. Plus you know how these types from Northampton's eastern districts are like...

I wish that guy would decide on a single name for himself. I still know him as Puff Daddy....or Sean "Puffy" Combs..........or "that twat who cashed in on Biggie's death". You forgot "Swag".

And from your host... Sheen, Charlie Lohan, Lindsay Doherty, Pete Michael, George Gascoigne, Paul Franklin, Aretha Forsyth , Bruce Douglas, Michael Brady, Ian Chavez, Hugo Sykes, Eric Biggs, Ronnie Lewis, Jerry Moore, Patrick Reagan, Nancy Rooney, Mickey Borgnine, Ernest Attenborough, Dickie Al-Assad, Bashar Bush, Sr., George H. W. Sharon, Ariel Dunn, Clive Lynn, Vera Williams, Andy Prince Philip

Me and Triple O both took a punt on former mayor of Swindon Rex Barnett this year, who was diagnosed with epithelioid mesothelioma last April. Apparently his tumour has "reduced slightly in size" after around four months of intensive chemo which, in my book, means that he's utterly fucked. He seems positive though. We'll probably never have use again to link to the Swindon Advertiser on this site, but there you go.

Diddy hospitalised for "extreme migraine". TMZ, unsurprisingly, has the details.

thx

TMIB, if I can be an annoyance could you give me the names of the 41st-51st most picked names on the list for this year's Inverse Dead Pool?

He gets some ranters in his own DL thread because of his ties to Communism.

" I Need About Tree Fiddy!" is my favourite 2k12 team name.

God bless ya, champ.

Paisley dying and Rangers going into administration in the same week? Not the best of times for prods.

Porter Wagoner, now that was a man with swag.

David Kelly, him what played the comedy stereotype Irish labourer in that one episode of Fawlty Towers, has gone to meet the Good Lord aged 82.

I'm not a man easily driven to hate, but I hope the fat pasty dude from the BT Broadband adverts dies alone and unloved.