Spade_Cooley

No longer waiting to exhale.

How will we know?

How long does it take you to find the URL for "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

Shivers has gone down for 25, although it'd be a miracle if he sees out more than two of those. I'm pretty sure a fair few DDPers have got him pencilled in for 2013 already.

Waddell returns to the commentary box tonight for the first time since his diagnosis, helming coverage of the Premier League Darts. His comeback match will be Andy Hamilton versus James Wade.

I think it's about time we had some dead prods on the board, we (read: certain posters) are far too concerned with reporting the deaths of left-footers on this forum.

I thought we had a thread for generic "last surviving x" types, but apparently not. Here's a Wiki list of them, anyway: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_last_survivors_of_historical_events Pick and choose yr own favourites.

The greatest Latino rapper of all-time and fried foodstuff aficionado Big Pun died today in 2000

What what what what what what what? What what what what what what what? The answer to that: he's had a stroke and has been moved from prison to a hospital.

Early stage lung carcinoid tumour.

Good news for drug cheat Lance Armstrong: the charges against him of being a drug cheat have been dropped.

If you can't trust a Bee Gee, who can you trust?

He made it to the opener He looks like a video game graphic from about 1997 nowadays.

Twitter rumour started by Joe Budden. The fact that there's enough people following Joe Budden to mean that could cause a hoax to happen is depressing.

So, in what was my attempt at a "smart" pick this year, I opted for 29-year-old Times journalist Mary Bowers, who saw in the new year in a coma after being hit by a lorry. The news on the hack jungle telegraph regarding her ranges from "very grim" through to "she's totally making humming noises now, that's like being alive" depending on who you talk to, so I'm not celebrating that choice just yet. However, the Times has decided to launch a cycle-safety campaign resultantly, meaning that a massive picture of Ms Bowers will be appearing on the front cover of The Thunderer tomorrow. Keep 'em peeled.

She managed four more years, but Tanning's been put to bed.

Hot damn, here's one nobody saw coming. Gary Speed dead at 42.

Also, women are always with the yap-yap-yapping, am I right guys?

Probably could do with a thread for reggae/ragga/dancehall deaths, there's enough of them about. Subtitle it "Irie-P" or something.

So... shall we talk about Christina Aguilera leaking period blood down her leg at Etta James' funeral or not?

Can we have notaguest back? Thanks.

Rick Santorum's retarded daughter? This post was brought to you in association with the Campaign for More Deathlist Ranters.

Back in action.

I thought she was dead as well, but apparently I'd just turned Maureen O'Hara and Susan Hayward into one person in my mind.