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I thought she was dead as well, but apparently I'd just turned Maureen O'Hara and Susan Hayward into one person in my mind.

Remembered for her legendary appearance in Bodger & Badger. From what I heard, apparently Bodger does the student nightclub circuits now, doing a slightly more "risque" version of the classic Bodger and Badger material. An undignified end to a great career.

I think it's about time all those seeking an unnatural death bonus averted their eyes from assorted Taliban/Al-Qaeda (so 2000 and late) types and got abord the Boko Haram express. Abubakar Shekau is the current emir of the organisation and he's staking his claims out already. Extra points for any Boko Haram/Procul Harum gags.

He raped Cheeseman.

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Yeah, but they're fucking shit at puns.

Yes. Damned if I can think of a good sub-title, though. "We'll put some fairy dust over it"

Dismissed.

Makes a change from coming onto them, I suppose.

The wording is strangely reminiscent of Ronnie James Dio's announcement that he'd "nearly defeated" stomach cancer.

Who's Ibe? Some Nigerian guy?

Fordham's attempt at a big comeback, by entering the Qualifying School in an attempt to win a PDC scorecard, saw him retire in round one with an "injury".

Not well enough to pick up his "You Gotta Have Heart" award. Make your own gags.

RIP big man, you were great at handegg and covering up rape.

Jeffrey Ntuka, South African international and formerly on the books at Chelsea, stabbed to death aged 26.

This starts the whole world living.

I think if we're as crass as to use "Stayin' Alive" as the basis of the pun, I've lost all faith in the wit of this forum. The best I could come up with last night was "Immortality? Nope." I presume you kids can do better.

And another one. Ring the alarm, Winston Riley is dying dead.

He's been discussed on here every year for the past four, and the cunt still shows no sign of dropping dead imminently, but here's another interview with Chris Woodhead where he umms and errs about killing himself.

Called it.

Larry Butler, who produced nearly all of Kenny Rogers' hits, has picked a fine time to leave us.

More comebacks than Sinatra, this lad. Impressive for a guy that looks like a feral Orlando Bloom.

Gibb's definitely on his last legs, but I'm hoping for a bumper year on the DL and I can't see him going before summer. I went for Tony Martin, who's old as fuck and his death will be greeted on here with two "the guy that shot that tinker?" gags and seven guests posting that he's dead.

Why don't we have any other celebrity's weedcarrier posting on this forum once in a blue moon? Does Al-Megrahi have a dude writing his tell-all biography?

First #1 pick to die since 2008, fact fans/Deathstar.