Spade_Cooley

Why don't we have any other celebrity's weedcarrier posting on this forum once in a blue moon? Does Al-Megrahi have a dude writing his tell-all biography?

First #1 pick to die since 2008, fact fans/Deathstar.

If she'd have held on five days, we'd all have gotten party pooper bonuses on the DDP. What a selfish bitch.

I'll always remember her this way, suffering from early onset vascular dementia and being pestered by the press for evermore insulting quotes about Beyonce.

Hey...

I believe this Twitter account is a fake, I'm deep enough into the world of dullards with nothing better to do on the internet to have a good inkling of which (quotie fingers) "online" "hoaxsters" are behind it as well.

Sid's back in decent fettle on Twitter and talking about how he's already got a lengthy list of quips he can use during the first Ted Hankey/Paul Nicholson encounter. So unless The Count and The Asset plan on putting on an exhibition in a chemo ward, we can only assume he plans on sticking around for a good while longer.

Just so it's in the thread, and because I kept forgetting the link, here's his daughter's online diary. The think about "the next step" just makes me think "hospice hospice hospice".

The 93-year-old English jazz pianist Marian McPartland stopped hosting her NPR radio show "Piano Jazz" at the end of 2011. Her stepping down features precisely zero quotes from her, which makes me think that the odds of her seeing 2013 are the square root of fuck all.

This thread already has more views than last year's DDP thread and we're only 19 days into 2012. That's my useful contribution for the day.

Probably the only man in history to have recorded with both Frank Zappa and Beyonce.

Apathy has been in the hospital for the past two weeks with pancreatitis necrosis, which has a 20% mortality rate.

I went to the doctor, and guess what he told me, guess what he told me He said "40mg of Duloxetine twice a day and 50mg of fluvoxamine before each meal"

It never fails to astound me that Merle Haggard is still alive, but by the looks of this he won't be much longer.

Wonder out loud why Wikipedia has been shut down

Dunno how this site's much-loved guests and sub-100 post makers are going to cope today with Wikipedia blacking out "Deaths in 2012".

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Our Gaz apparently isn't up to the task of attending a charity golf tournament that's named after him.

The first Lesley Strathie valid obituary has come in. In a Daily Mail story about Adele's lovelife.

Dead. Here's hoping for a decent obit. Edit: And her age... I think, from my research when picking my team, she was 56, give or take a year. If all the DDPers who picked Gary Abblett didn't pick Dame Lesley, if no one picked her as a joker, if Hakimullah Mehsud isn't officially dead yet.....does that mean we're in the lead? I'm coming for ya crown, man. You ain't been hungry since you won that belt.

Dead. Here's hoping for a decent obit. Edit: And her age... I think, from my research when picking my team, she was 56, give or take a year.

Dead.

Because the guy has had enough coverage in a thread that's not even on the DeathList sub-forum, plus enough American regional newspapers seem to now have a cottage industry in covering this guy's every final move.

Not sure if there's any confirmation yet. Anyone have any news? Not really sure how someone in Borgonovo's condition could commit suicide, tbh.

Dean Windass tried to take his own life twice earlier this week. Presumably he got frustrated by his inability to find any crayons to write his suicide note in and gave up.