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New round line-ups coming a bit later on today, I had an ill-advised kebab at 10:30pm and spent most of the night throwing up as a result.

As Bone Thugs-N-Harmony nearly sang, oh it's the end of the month. Teams to the usual.

Fallout YouTuber Mitten Squad (1.39 million followers, so DDP-qualifiable) suddenly stopped posting videos around 10 months ago, around the time he mentioned on Twitter something about a hospitalisation. He updated his socials for the first time in nearly a year this month, revealing that his alcoholism had spiralled out of control and he was back in hospital with pancreatis. Long list potential I'd say.

Rick Joyner

Pretty sure there's plenty of carny sex pests in the wrestling world.

"caught sucking off a hairdresser called Perfecto Telles in a men's bathroom" is funnier than "caught sucking off a hairdresser called Perfecto Telles in a men's water closet".

*ctrl+f "hairdresser"* *ctrl+f "bathroom"* "no results" What a terrible write-up from ExtraTV.

I didn't know he was Jewish sick.

I'm voting Labour because Starmer looks like the non-Brighton gay guy from Gogglebox.

Shut the fuck up about Jilly Cooper, you're a heterosexual man in his 40s.

Perhaps the only time this forum will ever have crossover with "Horse Show Diva".

Had a bit of a scare seeing this pop up on LinkedIn Messenger before discovering it's just the website's head of advertising:

I'm pretty sure Sutton makes it to 2024, but he was a defensive pick as I felt like he'd be the kind of name a lot of top teams would go for due to a) low age and b) not much pick-up by casual players. Mutumbo has been completely radio silent since news of his brain tumour, which for a man who wasn't exactly shy beforehand (he did adverts, he had charities, he was usually on hand to give some comment on the latest basketball) makes me think things are going bad for him. Lee is definitely dying, but she has picked up her schedule recently and seems to be travelling around the US with her documentary. Whether that's because she's had an uptick in health, or whether she's dropped the chemo so she gets a few months of improved living conditions before a short collapse and death, idk. Only real choice I'm ruing at the moment is not fitting Mandela's granddaughter in somewhere, that could have been a game-winning pick in the right circumstances.

Yourself and the returning T-Mib are both interesting teams, having that Irwin joker still to play and both selecting Jimmy Carter. Should be a lot more twists and turns in the DDP this year.

Can you tell what it is yet? Apparently a T-cell count of 0. Stylophone guru, didgeridoo impresario, Queen sketcher and serial child rapist Rolf Harris is now as stiff as a wobbleboard, with this animal not even making it to the hospital for his final days and instead dying at home. It's a DL Cup points bonanza club, and DDT and wannmaker can join today! (what? yay!) alt obits guy 13 vs Grim Up North 10 DevonDeathTrip 18 vs An Fear Baeg 6 gcreptile 16 vs deadsox 3 Banana 13 vs wannamaker 9

My childhood remains unruined, as I much preferred Stay Tooned! with Tony Robinson to Rolf's Cartoon Club when it came to Sunday afternoon filler.

Thomas Broome had served as a judge in the Mississippi youth court system for over 20 years. You try thinking of something funny to say about that. Banana gets the unique hit and opens up significant blue water between them and wannamaker. alt obits guy 13 vs Grim Up North 10 DevonDeathTrip 15 vs An Fear Baeg 6 gcreptile 16 vs deadsox 3 Banana 13 vs wannamaker 6

(to the tune of "Sweetest Taboo") Sarath Babu. Yep, the actor who bestrode both the worlds of Kollywood and Tollywood, is dead again and this time his relatives seem to agree with news reports. Every team but DDT selected the sepsis-riddled funster this time out, and as such the results haven't changed significantly. alt obits guy 13 vs Grim Up North 10 DevonDeathTrip 15 vs An Fear Baeg 6 gcreptile 16 vs deadsox 3 Banana 9 vs wannamaker 6

Third of the long-dropped DQSP picks of yesteryear to die recently, after Graham and Brunson. Could we finally be treated to the death of Ryan Buell?

Author of the first video game tips book of course.

Only just thought of this:

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Mehmet Özyürek, in the Guinness Book of Records for having the world's longest nose (3.5 inches), has died at the age of 74.