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Paul Gallant, inventor of the 3D jigsaw puzzle, has (pun about jigsaw puzzles) aged 67.

Wade Mainer dead at 104. Played for Roosevelt, played with Guthrie, seems like he lived a life.

Wycleff Jean announced Nelson Mandela as dead on Twitter 35 minutes ago. 33 minutes ago he said "Whoops, my bad." Trending topic on Twitter right now? "Mandela dead." Good work everyone.

Apparently she renewed her blog's domain name for two years yesterday afternoon, which is basically tempting fate imho.

Queue four DDP teams repeatedly entering her name into Google News and clicking "search" over and over again.

French electro producer DJ Mehdi has died in a fall. A minute's silence will be held by Eurotrash backpackers living in London Fields later today.

Trying to parse what Roddy Piper's saying on his Twitter timeline, I think he's gone in for serious cancer treatment? He might just be coked up again.

1950s Liverpool centre half Laurie Hughes has died aged 87. Bert Williams, Tom Finney and Roy Bentley are now the only remaining members of England's 1950 World Cup squad.

MY GOD, that's horrible...SHE won an Oscar??? Yes, I was actually going to stick that news item in the "Daft Useless Bimbos" thread but then I read in the article that she has been an Academy Award recipient. I guess she must have been on the right casting couches, if you get my drift... * 2011 * Not having watched "Walk the Line"

The entire Lokomotiv Yaroslavl team, including some players who are apparently slightly famous if you care about international ice hockey, dead in a plane crash.

Mugabe told "he will not live beyond 2013"

And this is where she hangs out, so to speak. Glad to see the site is doing its best to preserve its models' modesty. A CHALLENGER APPEARS I dunno where we'd be without these Daily Mail "human" "interest" "stories". Simpson vs Eman: a fight to the, presumably very soon, death It's like Yokozuna vs Mabel all over again.

The Telegraph's obit desk should enter the DDP next year and just use this long-list of Britspunk they seemingly have saved to their desktop.

Further to that now the 'fastest woman on earth' Betty Skelton is now 'fast' becoming one! (a skeleton that is)

DWI for perpetual potential heart attack victim Kirk Angel.

Mods, either permaban him or change his username to "Bellend Faggot Twat".

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/02/k...o_n_946832.html Kevin Smith is eating himself to death, right? Good.

On a scale of one to ten how much would it surprise you to know that he's only suffered minor injuries..? Prince von Asshole is just an annoying idiot who seems to like messing with peoples heads and seeking attention..He's one of the most insufferable people I've ever come across Who said irony was dead?

Theatre of the Absurd playwright and major influence on Peter Cook, Jonathan Miller and all those other 60s smart-asses, NF Simpson has died at 92.

I think I'm just going to enter the same theme team into the DDP every year from now on. It's like a guaranteed two hits every 12 months, plus a track on their upcoming album mentions Tommy Walsh. Fingers crossed.

Stetson Kennedy, best known for his explosive completely-made-up 1954 book "I Rode with the Ku Klux Klan", has died at 94.

Lookin' good, Steve-O!

"Some of these articles were written with the full consciousness that they might be my very last" sez the intro to his latest compilation of essays.

It's about time we had a big name celeb on the clock. That means it's time for.... STEVE JOBS DEATH SWEEPSTAKES! I'm taking December 7th, just in time for him to be useless for any dead pool teams next year.