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Women? Hey? Am I right guys or am I right?

I think it's gonna be one of the old'uns rather than the ill'uns next. Went with Bob Godfrey on a whim.

Wonder if his passing will see a welcome return for "edgy" couples dressing up as Ian and Myra for Halloween?

stfu and go jack off over more reports of Catholic child abuse.

Yeah, this is blowing up. Presumably the Beeb/Graun will already have had her obit written up so I doubt we'll have to wait long for the official word.

Called it.

I was going to say that it seemed a particularly apposite pairing considering the light-hearted racial banter that Lewis and Richard used to share, but apparently it was Chuck Berry that Lewis shouted "FOLLOW THAT, N-word" to after first setting fire to his piano, so maybe he can get a spot in this thread as well? He's also a pervert [via filming women pissing], so he has more ties to these two as well.

The average life expectancy of a gecko is 12 years though?

Bloody hope so cuz I've got Lord Littlebrook on my DDP squad this year.

Hey, remember how much fun we all had with Jo Yeates? Well Sian O'Callaghan has been a big spoilsport by turning up dead only a few days after the media got wind of her story. There has been an arrest already though, and if a "47-year-old taxi driver" doesn't sound like a suicide risk to you, then I don't know what does.

Document a loving relationship

Hitchens failed to meet his deadline for the Slate column he's been writing since 2002 this week. The website says he's undergoing radiation treatment, but surely he was undergoing that and still writing last year? Where's your God now... oh yeah.

Celeb blog piece on Zsa Zsa and Liz's dying celeb brodowns in the weak before their deaths.

Outsider artist Zoogz Rift anyone? Me neither.

The obituaries keep flooding in

Getting to the point where I'm starting to worry about my DDP point score, so let's give me a boost and go with Diana Wynne Jones.

Yeah, new jacks to this site gotta respect its traditions.

Hilton: I went out with that guy last night. Strauss: Which guy? Hilton: (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you? Strauss: How black does a guy have to be? Hilton: One percent is enough for me.

^^^^ 10/10

WE HAVE POINTS ON THE BOARD 9 teams avoided Ms Taylor, so they stay on 0. EST.1993 will presumably be urinating over the "International Velvet" section at his local Blockbuster as we speak. 1= Life, Oh Life [via Des'Ree] (Spade_Cooley) 0 points 1= Might Come to Maryport in 2012 (maryportfuncity) 0 points 1= heaven can wait 0 points 1= BertTrautman 0 points 1= Mr. 3374 0 points 1= STAB_in-the_DARK (Rotten Ali) 0 points 1= Garn2 0 points 1= 25 To Stay Alive (Toast) 0 points 1= time 0 points 10. CarolAnn -6 points 11. Captain Chorizo -8 points 12. Lady Grendel -11 points 13. DevonDeathTrip -13 points 14. msc -16 points 15. No Rest for the Wicked (Madame Defarge) -20 points 16. Six -23 points 17. EST.1993 -24 points

Well that's Fred Titmus's wordcount in tomorrow's newspapers cut drastically then.

Morelike Brookes Mileson. Can we officially call "spending lots of money on a non-self-sustaining football team then dying of cancer" a deathlist "thing" now?

Fuckin' hell, it's no longer Fred Titmus Surely the only time in DDP history a pick will have died for just two teams, both of whom were theme teams?

Wow, he even got a UK obituary.