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CBS confirms they have Sheen's obituary ready to run.

Johnny Preston, who had a transatlantic #1 hit in 1960 with "Running Bear", has died age 71.

Dead. http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/world/67897/...-president-dies I'm gobsmacked that Ratu Iloilo hasn't got a UK obituary yet. He was a often mentioned in the British press when he was alive and was a significant figure in Melanesian politics for many years. The two teams who picked him on the DDP possibly have similar concerns. Iloilo was also the paramount chief of the district of Viseisei in Fiji's Ba Province (just up the road from the airport, for the benefit of anyone who's ever visited Fiji), where the consumption of kava is still practised with enthusiastic vigour. Traditionally when a great ruler such as Iloilo dies, the menfolk hold a several day long vigil consuming gallons of the stuff and getting so numbed in body and mind that they are unable to even speak for up to a week. I doubt that there is anywhere in the world right now where the male populace are more incapable of anything than they are here. Obit will probably be in the Independent within the next couple of months, with most papers struggling and under pressure to prioritise and save space etc. stuff like this is considered less relevant Fat Jo got the "in brief" obituary at the bottom of the page in the Independent on Wednesday but it's not online. So idk.

Labour blogger and "new media strategist" Mark Hanson has deleted fucking everything [via killing himself] aged 36.

Dead.

High points of this interview "My brain is not of this earthly realm" "I'm not bipolar. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there." "WINNING~!" "The last time I took drugs I was taking more drugs than anyone has ever survived. I was snorting seven grams of cocaine" "Dying's for fools" "My life now is perfect." "Can't is the cancer of doing" "My run of partying made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children"

Scott Parker's dad Mick has apparently "been poorly for some time" and Scotty's not too keen on talking about it. Longlist him.

You sure about this? There's been no mention on any wrestling news sites, at least not that I know of. Aware that he has some form of liver disease Wrestling Observer. Herb has pretty much a near 100% success rate when it comes to tell you who's about to die. Still annoyed that he only got around to mention that Jack Brisco was dying two days after the 2010 DDP deadline as the fucker got a Sun obituary.

Pretty sure he's gonna be hanging out with his old mucker Chavez this time next week, just kicking back on a lilo somewhere sipping on a daiquiri.

Think he's definitely cementing his role as the nu-era Reed/Love/Lohan role as society's favourite emotionally stunted alcoholic fuck-up. Here's a few quotes from a recent interview:

There's going to be one less pint glass shat in tonight as Leeds Carnegie's James Tincknell is in intensive care after a car crash.

Franklin to give her first interview since surgery next week. She's not well enough to go down to the studio to do it, but the best thing here is the interviewers claims that Franklin is one of her three dream subjects, "along with Michelle Obama and Fergie". I dunno if it's worse if she means the toe-sucking simpleton or the piss-stained Black Eyed Pea.

If you see anyone with shit-encrusted dreadlocks looking a little down this morning, it's because Extreme Noise Terror frontman Phil Vane has ground out aged 46.

There was an interview with him on one of those fuck-awful BBC3 "LET'S TALK ABOUT DRUGS" documentaries this evening. He looks like he's tweaking permanently.

NAP, this is Iain again. Iain made up Courtney's death before, and now he's doing it again. Quite why he thinks we should fall it, in the first place is beyond me, but twice.... well that is absolute stupidity of the highest order. Not to mention that Iain couldn't even spell Nicholas right... Courtney, is, according to a blog site currently do a series on BBC7 Radio. He's more alive than most of us. when is his radio show got to be worth tuning in 4? This time Nicholas Courtney really is dead.

One for the more refined members of the forum, former owner of the world's largest breasts Sheyla Hershey, who sported a pair of MMMs until recently, tried to kill herself two weeks ago and has only just come out of a coma. She currently has a set of KKK tits. Insert your own "Nick Griffin and Jade Goody" gags here.

Georgia Davis, a 40 stone 17-year-old, marks her second appearance in The Sun in over 18 months. Fantastic. And she's not even Glaswegian!

Have a drink where everybody knows your name

Perry Moore, executive producer of The Chronicles Of Narnia clearly missed the strong Christian message of that film and has instead died of a drug overdose.

I think he's throwing up gang signs in that photo, maybe he'll get shot by a bunch of Crips.

Karl Lagerfeld and Phil Oakey, morelike.

Kudos for the use of a Heat Magazine-style "circle of shame" to indicate a man's wasting illness.

Someone needs to slap his stepson around, what a fucking prick Someone needs to slap you around. slap me slap me The Frank Bough thread's elsewhere.

Being as its the 12th anniversary of the death of tragic American gameshow ingénue Michael Larson (and if you've got a few seconds do click through and read that link, his story's fascinating), I was just randomly clicked around other notable gameshow scandals. Turns out both Charles Van Doren and Herb Stempel, the contestants on the rigged US program "Twenty One" (which was made into the 1994 movie Quiz Show) are still alive. Both turn 85 this year and would definitely get UK obituary coverage.

He's been granted a restraining order against his stepson alleging "abuse".