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As mentioned in the Political Frailty thread, looks like Palin has her own deadpool list coming up pretty fine.

Being as I changed my joker from Karn to Franklin at the very last minute, I kinda have a vested interest here, but doesn't Aretha Franklin strike you as the kind of woman who would be blindly unaware that she has terminally fatal cancer that is slowly sapping her life away under the delusion that "the power of prayer, y'all" would stop her insides slowly rotting away?

Adam Yauch receives cancer all-clear. No Longer Ill Communication

Nigerian defender Uche Okafor, who I vaguely remember from their 1998 WC campaign, dead at 43.

Check out vintage letterheads. Probably the most banally amazing website I've seen in an age. Will pay up to £30 for that Charles Schultz one.

Yeah, all these people from minor unwatched insignificant TV shows like "Coronation Street" and "Eastenders". We should have had some actress from some fucking 50s movie nobody has ever watched instead.

Surprised they didn't blame the chupacabras.

Just gonna go out and say this: I find it massively unprofessional of TMZ or Perez Hilton or some other bottomfeeding gossip blog not to have someone giving us 24-hour a day status updates on this old dear's health status. What are we supposed to do, just guess how well she is?

My mother's a massive Carluccio fan, and he's definitely a little... dodderier after his "accident". Thread would probably be amiss without a mention of Marguerite Patten, who turns 96 this year but was still well enough to give us this form guide to her health in the Daily Mail a few months back.

Cannabis found in painting of Emmanuel Adebayor

The fuck is up with the 40 or so guests that are permanently on this site at the moment?

Could we arrange some sort of Biggs/Dunn summit? Or would them meeting trigger a flash of bright light and the rapture?

That'll do, Dick. That'll do.

Man, look at the redness of Rafferty's face on that front page pick. I've never seen a man so crimson, not even 92-era Brian Clough.

One of the most talked about topics on Twitter at that particular moment. Usually it's just Justin Bieber and "U KNOW U FROM DETROIT IF", but sometimes barely alive game show hosts make it too.

Christopher Hitchens tells Americans how to make a cup of tea I can only imagine the pitch meeting for that article went "I want to write about how to make tea" "Why?" "Because I'm dying."

It is interesting to note that his younger sister committed suicide in 2001 after suffering from depression too. How could a man be depressed with this cheeky chappy for a father?

The Shah of Iran's son.

Was trending on Twitter earlier on, got stoked that I had my second hit of the year then remembered it would just be people talking about the "hilarious" urban myth that he played the sax on "Baker Street". Anyway, other than the rumours that he's currently doing lines at Brinsworth House with Dickie O'Sullivan, does anyone have any current information?

We all leave the site and it goes down to you and USFuneralDirector to select the list next year.

Same here. But in my defense, I had never heard of him. Isn't "Baker Street" the most played song in the history of radio?

I think this may well turn out to be a vintage year for deadpooling.

It's gonna be the biggest 24 hours in Deathlist history, cuz Clive Dunn will be dead by noon tomorrow.

He had a dream about buying some land, then he went and bought the farm. Peace out Gez.

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