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Going Right Down The Flatline

Stoked for the Keegan-esque return of King Kenny.

Was trying to come up with a "Hey, if he's a Mo(o)se, there's a good chance Sarah Palin will shoot him" gag, but couldn't really get the wording right. Someone else feel free to take that ball and run w/it.

Boney M's Bobby Farrell: that's a cat that really is gone.

Owen Wilson death rumour gets so large Entertainment Weekly have to put a story out saying it's not true.

He's dead. Shalom.

I actually dreamed the complete 2011 Death List 50 last night, except it had 100 entries on it, and one of them was Gandhi spelled wrong.

Sam Peckinpah's love of liquor and narcotics caught up with him today in 1984

Rick James' second favourite kind of white girl, Teena Marie, has died aged 54.

At least she got her five-a-day.

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He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic. The Last of the International Playboys.

Dino Paul Crocetti, died today in 1995.

Don't believe anyone's clearing the front page of The Times to announce her passing.

Of course, Kim Walker as Heather Chandler gets to deliver the line "Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?" and then goes and dies of a brain tumour a little over a decade later.

Survivors of the cast of Clueless Alicia Silverstone, 34 Stacey Dash, 44 Paul Rudd, 41 Dan Hedaya, 70 Elisa Donovan, 39 Justin Walker. age unknown

Have you bought your Joy Division oven gloves? The Curse of Half Man Half Biscuit

Been a little while since we had a rapper getting bodied, so Santa's brought you the death of former "Queen of Cash Money" Magnolia Shorty, who was shot 26 times yesterday.

[this came out as a double post because T-Mobile is shit, but it's at least an excuse to post this photo of Bearzot, Dino Zoff and at-the-time Italian PM Sandro Pertini playing cards on the way back from the tourney]

Enzo Bearzot, manager of Italy's 1982 World Cup winning team, dead at 83.

That works both as a reaction to TheDeadMan's perceptiveness and also the smiley does look a lot like Anthony Howard.

I hate the point at Saturday evening where you realise you're not going to do anything else this evening other than argue about politics in peoples' Facebook statuses.

Death Mask Replica He was on the first ever dead pool team I ever put together back in 1999, and he at least turned out to be hardier than Alf Ramsey and Brian Wilde.