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Blake's Heaven

Voted for none of the above, think he's back touring with the Mysterians again so he should see out the year.

Erik Estrada's still alive, though. PUB TRIVIA: Harry Ramsden was Harry Corbett's uncle, and the first ever performance of Sooty was in the first branch of Harry Ramsden's in Guiseley.

Harry Ramsden died 47 years ago.

He's avoided jail for this, and you gotta think that three years of compulsory drug and alcohol testing should keep him on the clean and narrow for the next half-decade. Rip it up and start again...

I think that's kinda the appeal about any list of celebrities you think are gonna cark it in the next 12 months: whether their list has, say, John Edrich or Bobby Heenan or Erich Priebke or Gene Colan or whoever kinda reveals something about their personal interests, it stamps some of their personality on it. A list just consisting of 15 modern day B-listers who are sometimes filmed coming drunk out of a nightclbu and 35 former world leaders over the age of 75 isn't really "interesting" on any actual level, it's just dead pooling by committee.

A "series" of heart attacks and a triple-bypass for King Diamond, for those of you looking for a corpse in corpsepaint.

Rushden and Diamonds goalie Dale Roberts has died suddenly at the age of 24. He will presumably be going to purgatory, being as the Diamonds are a club with no soul.

Keith Barron is the kind of guy you half expect to find out has died suddenly of a heart attack and you go "Oh, wow, he's dead?" and then you never think of it again. Either him or the block from that gold chains episode of "Only Fools and Horses" I always get him confused with.

One for you prog kiddies: Barclay James Harvest keyboardist Woolly Wolstenholme has killed himself aged 63.

So who'll get more selections on the 2010 DDP then? This cheeky chappy or Maggie?

The globally famous Derryn Hinch, yeah.

As long as he has the decency to die before the Embassy, definitely.

Valuable new posters.

John Eluthere du Pont, heir to the du Pont fortunes who murdered Olympic gold medallist Dave Schultz back in 1996, dead at 72.

Why do all these terminally ill people keep dying?

Was nice to see the morally-perfect Ken Loach and John Pilger offer to pay this guy's bail money, must have missed when they did the same for Robinho, Robin Van Persie and John Leslie. Presumably rape is "pretty dope imho" if you combine useful idiocy with looking like Colin Mochrie in a bad wig.

Who's James Morrison (obviously not the one from Doors)? Having read a full page report on his father, said father is now more famous to me! A less successful Paolo Nutini.

Pretty sure Dakota Fanning and Suri Cruise will be dead long before this fucking crook finally pegs it.

Presumably he knew it was a wonderful world but couldn't feel it right now [via alcohol paralysis].

James Morrison's father drinking himself to death is apparently worthy of a full page in the Daily Mail.

Dunno when the interviews on this Brubeck documentary mentioned above were filmed, but Davey Boy looks at least ten years younger than his age. Documentary also features the incongruous sight of Clint Eastwood and Jamie Cullum engaged in discussion.

This'll go well.

Just gonna throw this one out there: Julian Assange.