Spade_Cooley

We should probably rename this thread "The Dick Cheney Altzheimer's Awareness Thread" if you ask me.

I notice that the Death List is the #2 google result for "Frank Bough", is this a record? Also makes the lack of angry googlers turning up here somewhat more annoying.

Seems like his old mucker Danny Kelly agrees with you: "a prognosis, that, after lengthy therapy, is very positive"

Arthur Askey was reunited with his legs today in 1982.

Wonder how the stress of being the man who has to go cap-in-hand to the European Union asking them to play International Wonga.com will be for Bri's health?

February 11th, 2011

Eddie Guerrero, dead today in 2005.

My grandmother's cousin's grandson is perennial second-tier clogger and somehow former England U21 captain Riccardo Scimeca.

Can anyone top this?

There's usually a classic showbiz death in the UK around Christmas time, and I think Dennis Norden's the man to be the recipient of it this year.

Dick Van Dyke saved from death by heroic porpoises

Truly dire grime pop act DJ Ironik is in hospital after being stabbed in the arse during a robbery.

Pippo Inzaghi dedicated his goal on Wednesday to Borgonovo, so it's possible there's been a significant downturn in his condition...

Judging from this photo taken earlier this year, her problems might just be due to a filled-up Nando's card:

I believe Francis Arinze is the bookies' favourite to take over from Benny (in fairness, I think he was also the nap pick for JP2's successor), and this guy makes Ratzinger look like fucken Peter Tatchell when it comes to his views. However, there are no black paedophiles, so at least he's safe on that account.

There was this pretty good mini-documentary floating around online at the start of this year where they interviewed a bunch of kids who were born on January 1, 2000 and asked them questions about the 2000s. One of the questions was "who has been the most famous person on the planet over the past ten years". Some kids said Obama, some said Bin Laden, some said Michael Jackson. One kid said Demi Lovato.

No he isn't.

Andy Irons, three-time world surfing champion, has died at the age of 32 of dengue fever. All together now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UofdWQG346k

11-year-old actress Shannon Tavarez, who starred in The Lion King on Broadway, has just closed her circle of life.

From the Mirror: Yeah, he's dying.

And disgraced former Liverpool goalkeeper Charles Itandje. Nothing but good came from 02/11/82.

And there was me all assuming that Nick Kent would be next to go. Davie Q's not found time to send his regards to his old mucker yet, instead deciding to zing culturally relevant figures of the 2010s Nicky Wire and Janet Street Porter instead.

Feel like he probably merits a specific thread. His statement for those not on Twitbook

Annoyingly vague on details, here's his statement. Congrats to Eejit with his early warning system.