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Who better than Kanyon? Well, apparently everyone who didn't commit suicide this weekend. (Alternate shitty pun: "Who deader than Kanyon?". Although I for one am certainly stunned that a professional wrestler with bipolar disorder has killed himself, that seems like a recipe for stability).

Being as this is the dying rappers thread, it's probably worth pointing out that some of the personal messages Boddy has been sending me show he could certainly hold his own in most freestyle battles:

Fantastically detail-less piece on his readmission to hospital here

No, it's because Thatcher was a cunt.

Class dismissed.

The "Singing Nun", Jeanine Deckers, took part in a lesbian suicide pact in a lettuce field today in 1985.

Might be time to add Doku Umarov to your spreadsheets, kids.

Yeah, it's pretty clear who the real villains here are.

Horrorcore manager/cult figure/mascot/not-really-a-rapper-I-suppose-but-this-is-headline-news-on-most-rap-sites-that-have-white-people-reading-them-right-now Uncle Howie is dead.

Point duly noted, we'll take her out and replace her with "MOHAMED ALI".

Pat Burns says he "probably won't see" 2011

Pope Gregory XII in 1415 EDIT: What he said.

It's the worst that could have happened.

And with the hard living, party hard, heavy drug and reckless abandon lifestyles that Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner are both noted for, who could resist the urge to bet on them injecting their final needle in 2011?

Harold Melvin left us this way in 1997.