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Test your reaction skills. Not Welsh Porn I managed an average time of 0.179 seconds and will try again a bit later after drinking copious amounts of vodka in the name of research.

Not sure what to think of that. Seems plain as day to me. The Brian Harvey thread is, naturally, the place to find more discussion on evil reptillian shape shifters.

Alfredo Di Stefano is back in hospital "suffering a low to moderate cardiorespiratory descompensation"

Dead of a heart attack at the age of 40. Her family are alleged to have smuggled large portions of fish, chips and fried chicken to her (specially strengthened) hospital bed in the weeks before her death. She was only 5 feet tall, that, combined with her weight of 45 stone, gives her BMI of 130.1...anything over 30 is considered morbidly obese.

This is very sad news, but Alex Higgins did remarkably well to reach his sixties, he must have been an inspiration to chronic and unrepentant alchoholics everywhere. I personally think he was cruelly overlooked for an MBE in recent years. Everyone knew he was dying and, despite his many, many flaws, he deserved some sort of official recognition for what he had achieved.

. Just three weeks later another founder of Greenpeace, Dorothy Stowe, is dead. Green Lady Turns Blue

The latest tweet from American evangelical megachurch founder Rick Warren, who is presumably a touch typist.

Meanwhile, in Texas, Derrick Jackson has been executed by lethal injection for bludgeoning and slashing two opera singers to death in 1988. Maybe he was more of a bluegrass man.

The Washington Times believe that Hosni Mubarak will be dead within eighteen months.

Just a few months after the death of singer and guitarist Alex Chilton, Big Star's orginal bassist Andy Hummel is reported to have died at the age of 59.

Yogi Berra has been slightly injured after falling at his home, forcing him to cancel an upcoming engagement.

Obscure minimalist music is making a comeback with young people in search of a new way of getting high. Digital drugs, anyone? I've just tried some and I'm distinctly unimpressed.

Gilly Conman, the actress who became famous for playing Aveline in Bread, has died of a heart attack at the age of 54.

Contador. Killing Joke or The Jesus and Mary Chain?

Multiple killer William Garner was executed in Ohio today. His last meal was quite a feast: I'm really not sure I'd enjoy such a large meal so close to my execution. I think, perhaps, I'd be more likely to enjoy a light snack with a double brandy. Do any Deathlisters have a preferred last meal option?

Dead, according to IMDB.

No sign of Bruno these days, so it'll have to be me who posts that alleged poet Tuli Kupferberg is dead.

According to his frends "Dick Clark is dying and won't make it until Labor Day": www.globemagazine.com/story/523 Treat with caution because Globe Magazine makes the National Enquirer look classy.

Cephalopods everywhere will possibly rejoice at the death of noted physiologist and fervid squid dissector Professor Richard Darwin Keynes, the great grandson of Charles Darwin.

Gazza's radio interview.

It's all a bit like Rambo: First Blood, apart from the fact that the leading protagonist isn't a deranged war veteran, doesn't have access to any explosives or machine guns, isn't wearing a ridiculous looking bandana, hasn't burned Rothbury to the ground by setting fire to a petrol station, has hardly killed any people, hasn't taken down any helicopters, nor is he likely to be reprieved and sent back in to 'Nam to rescue his old buddies. Otherwise, the similarities are uncanny.

I believe he will be taken alive and uninjured. He's shot just three people and even then managed to kill only one of them. He's hardly Rambo.

Country music legend Charlie Louvin is suffering from pancreatic cancer.

A new jam has gone on the market, with each jar containing a tiny piece of Princes Diana's hair.

This years tour as been pretty action packed so far, with multiple serious crashes taking place on all three stages. Here's the injury list from yesterday's race. Lance Armstrong: Bruising to his elbow and thigh. Alberto Contador: Abrasions and bruises on the right flank. Andy Schleck: Cuts to leg and arm after falling. Frank Schleck: Injuries to the arm and leg. Roman Kreuziger: Severe back pain, extent of injuries unknown. Robert Gesink: Crashed in to a pavement, ulna fracture Jurgen Van den Broeck: Pains in finger and wrist. No fractures. Bradley Wiggins: Abrasions on legs and arms. Tyler Farrar: Finished 19 minutes adrift. Immediately transferred to hospital for further investigations, where an elbow fracture was found. Christian Vande Velde: Also taken to hospital after finishing race. Two broken ribs Mickaël Delage: Zygomatic fractures, broken wrist and collarbone. Julian Dean: Hospitalised with unknown injuries Alessandro Petacchi: Severe cut on the wrist Paolo Tiralongo: Knee pain Vasyl Kiryienka: Heavy bruising Egoi Martinez: Multiple cuts and bruises Niki Terpstra Custs to right arm. Robbie McEwen: Very deep cut to the elbow Vladimir Karpets: Hospitalised with unknown injuries David Zabriskie: Knee pain after fall Remy Di Gregorio: Knee pain after fall