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Hein What exactly do you do with fermented prawn paste??? And more importantly does it get you drunk?

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It's a very good book. Talking of post apocalyptic societies, does anyone know any good websites concerned with contingency plans for nuclear disasters? I am trying to find out what actions a submarine captain would be expected to take if he found out that Britain had been destroyed in a nuclear holocaust whilst he was underwater. Once I have obtained this information I might do some work.

The Chuckle Brothers in a horrible plane crash.

Anyone ever seen the picture of the weighlifter who suffered from an aggravated rectal prolapse? I won't post a link to the picture here, because it's just too shocking for us mild mannered deathlisters

You should see how these elderly prisoners are treated when outside prison. I was visiting Aberdeen Hospital last night and when walking though the corridors was past by an old man in a trolley like wheelchair. The man obviously wasn't well. He looked rather frail, perhaps in his mid seventies. To top this off he was wearing an oxygen mask and leaning to one side. Anyway, to ensure this man could not escape he was handcuffed to his trolley/wheelchair which was also chained to one of the two 'Reliance' staff who were escorting him. He was hardly going to escape without all those procautions in the first place. Maybe it was Ronnie Biggs !!

John Straffen, Britain's longest serving prisoner, "celebrates" his 55th year behind bars this summer. All that porridge can't be good for you.

He does not look like a well man. Incidently, if anyone's got the King of Samoa on their list (I think Windsor has), abandon all hope. My man in Apia says he's fit as a fiddle, still has all his own teeth and about to commence work on his autobiography

If someone was killed by an iron falling on their head would that be an ironic death ? If there was a strike in a Birds Eye Peas factory and then the staff entered negotiations with the management, would it be called a processed peas peace process?

That's actually rather good. Well done.

Kolkata, is the new name for Calcutta.

I have a premonition that several DL candidates with die next month, including Mr Biggs. In the words of T S Elliott 'April is the cruellest month'

I've got some really, really good sh*t at the moment.

Don't get too excited, Kember is in his 70s and all this stress may have caused him no end of coronary problems. If I had him on my DDP I wouldn't abandon hope just yet.

spontaneous combustion

I might attract a few drive by ranters for this.... but I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion she might have some sort of factitious, Munchausen's like disorder. She seems to thrive on the attention she is given. She seems to breeze from year to year without any discernable difference in her physical appearance running marathons, pole vaulting, cage fighting etc etc. Her "terminal" diagnosis seems tenuous at best. "Terminal" in UK medical parlance is normally taken to mean six months life expectancy maximum. I wonder if she will become like that other "terminal" case, the bald kid who asked for everyone to send him a card and ended up getting seventeen million of them (his name escapes me at present but I believe he is still alive today) If I was a freelance journalist (which I'm not) I would devote a bit of time to digging the dirt on Tomlinson, especially her medical records. There would be a great public reaction is she was exposed as a fraud. She might have to take up sprinting then.... Do I hit the submit button for this .... Oh what the hell! I really wish I hadn't posted that now.

Oh, BTW, right now I'm listening to Coconut, off of Nilsson's Greatest Hits... Talking of Nilsson, did you know he'd drunk half a bottle of brandy before he recorded "Without You"....... (read that and weep Bruno Brimley! ) And just so this post has a deathly theme and is not deemed as utterly totally irrelevant how about Mariah Carey who covered the aforementioned "Without You" (sans brandy) exploding with her own self importance one day.

Paul van Vlissingen, 65, the billionaire owner of Calor Gas, was reported in this weekends Sunday Times as having a "terminal illness"

Alex is here to stay for decades to come, snooker pro or not - That's twaddle, I'd give him 3 years maximum and that's been generous.

I'm thinking of posting something inaccurate and highly libellous.

Visit Schapelle Corby in prison.

Morning Bruno! Do you consume alcohol with breakfast? If so I'm very impressed.

I have a friend who swears blind they say the missing Manic Street Preacher Ritchie Edwards in Nepal in 1996. He had grown a large beard.

Does anyone eat Brain's Pork Faggots anymore? I'm rather partial to them but I can't find them in my local supermarket. They are rather an acquired taste, perhaps they have been discontinued due to lack of public demand.

Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas stands a good chance of been assassinated by the Israelis. (Just like Yasser Arafat was IMHO)