DevonDeathTrip

You obviously didn't watch Exeter City vs Canvey Island this Saturday.

Nope. He's a dead man walking.

On Rosa Parks memorial day A British Tourist fails to get in to the spirit of the occasion

Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo President/Despot of Equitorial Guinea is believed to have prostate cancer.

Has anyone seen former Arsenal legand Tony Adams on the Match of the Day panel. He precedes every statement with a "uh......duh.....erm.....yeah" I think he might be experimenting with cannabis or valium. Or both.

She should be tried for War Crimes, especially the sinking of the General Belgrano, before she plays the insanity card.

Puskas has already been mentioned earlier in this thread. A very safe bet for 2006 DL and an ideal replacement for George Best. I didn't realise Puskas was stil alive. One of the finest European footballers, one of the stars of Hungary's 1950's side (the greatest team never to lift the world cup?). It's sad that he's apparently fading, but it's gotta happen sometime. I think he's a wonderful candidate, but does he pass the fame test in the UK? I doubt he would here, but we're not as much into the sport as you gents are. I think he should pass the fame test. He is quite well known in the UK as he scored 3 of the 6 goals Hungary put past England in 1954, the first time England were beaten on home soil.

Dame Ellen MacArthur - burn the witch!!

Because chopping his balls off would work instead.

Puskas has already been mentioned earlier in this thread. A very safe bet for 2006 DL and an ideal replacement for George Best.

Farewell George, hope there's a nice triple vodka waiting for you in heaven.

Why? - Sorry didn't read thread properly. I don't think she's the most hated person in the whole country, far from it in fact!! Personally I can't stand her. I got really annoyed last Christmas when we kept getting news reports about how she was doing in her quest to go round the world solo. "I haven't slept for days" " It's Christmas and I'm all alone in the South Seas" "I miss my family" blah blah blah. It was almost as if she was not there by choice and had been marched in to her boat at gun point. And she looks bloody odd as well. I feel better for that rant.

Ellen McArthur.

I reckon George will serenely surrender himself to the will of Christ at 1505 hrs today. Anyone else like to have a guess?

Exclusive Interview with George Best's liver.

Lord Molyneux - former leader of the Ulster Unionist Pary is 85 and rarely heard from anymore. It has been some time since he last sat in the House of Lords. He will be on my DDP for 2006.

Panic over, he wasn't abusing children he was "teaching them English". Possibly one of the worst excuses in modern times.

The Vegan Society founder Donald Watson has died aged 95.

They could still shoot him: ""Obscene acts with a child" can lead to 12 years imprisonment while child rape carries the maximum penalty of death before a firing squad. A police officer in Vung Tua said: "Having sex with a 12-year-old girl, regardless of whether he had her consent, is still considered child rape under Vietnamese law."

Sir, that's no way to talk to a decorated war veteran! I'm not gay - I fathered two children by my Vietnamese partner, Lon Suk.

I could tell some stories about the time I was in 'Nam.

His cancer levels have increased - it might spread to the lungs and pancreas!!

Have a great time - Motorhead was the best live gig I ever went to, followed by the worst cider and heavy metal hangover ever.

It's amazing what a bit of rioting in the suburbs can do for someone's health and state of mind.

Jean Marie Le Pen, the infamous French Fascist is 77, looks overweight and generally unhealthy. One to keep an eye on. There is also the outside chance he might get shot by somone he has offended.