DevonDeathTrip

I believe that UB40 are also playing in Tonga next year

Agreed. I just love short hairy women... Perhaps Kelly dipped her toe in the waters of Lesbos and decided to scamper back to Hairy beach. Dame Ellen looked awful the other night, but then it's hard to look good if you're a short, squat weatherbeaten troll like her. - mind you, I could have hung my coat on Dame Kelly's dress

Or VAPID ROTTED HEN

I am VAPID TENDER HOT

A bit like the The Pretenders, who managed to lose 1/2 their original line up in two days. The deaths did not occur within 2 days of each other. The sequence of events was as follows: 14th June 1982: Pete Farndon fired because of drug problem 16th June 1982: James Honeyman-Scott dies of drug overdose 14th April 1983: Pete Farndon found dead in his bath (drug overdose) Thought that needed clearing up! Whoops - I stand corrected! The shite Brazilian boy band Mamonas Assassinas all managed to die on the same day. Now that's cursed.

A bit like the The Pretenders, who managed to lose 1/2 their original line up in two days.

Howabout an Al Quaeda double attack on George Bush and Tony Blair next year. America is definately overdue a presidential assassination and the current incumbent of the job is a most deserving case for this sort of treatment.

He was very quick. Considering he was interviewed on BBC news this morning.

You obviously didn't watch Exeter City vs Canvey Island this Saturday.

Nope. He's a dead man walking.

On Rosa Parks memorial day A British Tourist fails to get in to the spirit of the occasion

Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo President/Despot of Equitorial Guinea is believed to have prostate cancer.

Has anyone seen former Arsenal legand Tony Adams on the Match of the Day panel. He precedes every statement with a "uh......duh.....erm.....yeah" I think he might be experimenting with cannabis or valium. Or both.

She should be tried for War Crimes, especially the sinking of the General Belgrano, before she plays the insanity card.

Puskas has already been mentioned earlier in this thread. A very safe bet for 2006 DL and an ideal replacement for George Best. I didn't realise Puskas was stil alive. One of the finest European footballers, one of the stars of Hungary's 1950's side (the greatest team never to lift the world cup?). It's sad that he's apparently fading, but it's gotta happen sometime. I think he's a wonderful candidate, but does he pass the fame test in the UK? I doubt he would here, but we're not as much into the sport as you gents are. I think he should pass the fame test. He is quite well known in the UK as he scored 3 of the 6 goals Hungary put past England in 1954, the first time England were beaten on home soil.

Dame Ellen MacArthur - burn the witch!!

Because chopping his balls off would work instead.

Puskas has already been mentioned earlier in this thread. A very safe bet for 2006 DL and an ideal replacement for George Best.

Farewell George, hope there's a nice triple vodka waiting for you in heaven.

Why? - Sorry didn't read thread properly. I don't think she's the most hated person in the whole country, far from it in fact!! Personally I can't stand her. I got really annoyed last Christmas when we kept getting news reports about how she was doing in her quest to go round the world solo. "I haven't slept for days" " It's Christmas and I'm all alone in the South Seas" "I miss my family" blah blah blah. It was almost as if she was not there by choice and had been marched in to her boat at gun point. And she looks bloody odd as well. I feel better for that rant.

Ellen McArthur.

I reckon George will serenely surrender himself to the will of Christ at 1505 hrs today. Anyone else like to have a guess?

Exclusive Interview with George Best's liver.

Lord Molyneux - former leader of the Ulster Unionist Pary is 85 and rarely heard from anymore. It has been some time since he last sat in the House of Lords. He will be on my DDP for 2006.

Panic over, he wasn't abusing children he was "teaching them English". Possibly one of the worst excuses in modern times.