DevonDeathTrip

A well known cultural anthropologist and old Pacific hand, Dr. Leonard "Len" Mason, died at the age of 92 on Saturday, October 8 in Honolulu after a short illness.

I am coming under increasing pressure from my management at work not to spend so much time on Death List and other non work related sites. I'm going to speak to my union about this blatant harassment and intimidation.

I can only dream of Post - Twuntdom, at my posting rate I won't achieve it until some point in 2010. Congratulations Josco for reaching this stunning milestone.

In Mel Gibson's "Braveheart" , a white Ford Transit Van can be seen in the backround during the battle scene at the end of the film.

I can think of two American Golfers with good names; Jumbo Cummings and Gaylord Burrows. I went to school with a Wayne King.

Sorry - promise to do better next time...

Kate Moss goes to a party where she runs into Jeremy Clarkson... Kate: "What do you do?" Jeremy: "I do Top Gear" Kate: "Great! I'll have four grams!"

Thank you for your comments, I have considered if my last post was really needed and decided it was. How can I try and be less clever? Should I batter myself over the head with a plank of wood and hope for brain damage? If you wish to avoid sarcasm, I think you might be in the wrong place.

If somone came to my funeral and made nasty comments about me I wouldn't be able to say anything 'cos I'd be dead. Also if there was a plague pandemic, normal funerals would go out the window and we'd all be put in mass graves. Not a very good rant, please try harder next time.

Dr Elizabeth D Svendsen founder of the internationally renowned Sidmouth Donkey Sanctuary, must be getting on a bit.

Funnily enough I was at Uni with a veterinary student, who shot himself shortly after graduating. Which was handy for me, as I owed him £15.

Think my waters might need reprogramming, given that he's showing good signs of recovery.

George Best will be dead by Friday - I can feel it in my waters.

Love it!! Hate it!

I hear that Ms Houston is now the proud new owner of a pair of dentures, having lost all her teeth to excessive crack cocaine use. I wonder about her internal organs, she has so much money that she can probably afford to give them a real battering. An outside chance for next year maybe?

I'm Poppy Brown. Makes me sound like some sort of opium dealer (which I'm not)

I hope Tony Benn gets well soon. These lefty salt of the earth types are just too good to lose! I worry about his kidneys though. By his own admission he drinks about 35 cups of tea a day. That's an awful lot of fluid to process through aged internal organs. That coupled with his pipe smoking and excessive workload (for an 80 year old) might make him an outside bet for DL 2006.

Me? I'd chop it in to small bits and sell it to a cat food company. It's always worked for me so far

Think Mr B's eyesight probs might be linked to his diabetes.

The Tongan Ambassador's car in London has the Registration Plate: 1 Ton - rather apt considering the size of the king's girth!!

Yes, that's it! Thanks DWB I'll sleep better tonight.

I could have sworn Alan Bennet died several years ago. Who could I be confusing him with?

I heard that Prince Andrew was Golf Alpha Yankee these days

I was late for a very important meeting at work the other day. The reason?.... I was busy reading the Pete Doherty thead.

Mr Thorpe was not one to shun the company of young men until very recently.... I should perhaps add "allegedly" here.