DevonDeathTrip

He should damn well hurry up and finish the charity record he promised for the Sept 11 victims first.

Prince Philip - very suddenly indeed, following a carriage racing accident.

This is most inconsiderate behaviour by Mr Best, he would have been first on my list for 2006. The prognosis does not look very good, I would concur with Iain's theory that he will be dead before the weekend. George should get one last drink in before last orders.

Tony Blair or George Bush - to be assassinated by Islamic radicals.

I've been keeping a close eye on Rev Paisley ('cos I'd really like him to die) - and I think he looks quite a lot healthier now than he did six months ago. I suspect he has been suffering from prostate cancer, but is now in remission. Most inconsiderate from a DL point of view.

A lovely birthday present for Mrs T from Class War

Les Paul is just about to release his first rock album at the age of 90 He's looking good and I think he will enjoy the rest of 2005 without dying.

Can't believe everyone has missed the village of Twatt in the Orkney Islands.

Mr T What a hero! I think I read something about him recently turning down a slot on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here", obviously a man with more refined tastes. I remember him been interviewed once on TV by that awful fat Australian with a smug look on his face (whose name escapes me at the moment, Clive Someone) anyway....when asked why he wore so much gold he replied that it was one of the three gifts given to the baby Jesus and if it was good enough for Jesus, it was good enough for him. Class.

A well known cultural anthropologist and old Pacific hand, Dr. Leonard "Len" Mason, died at the age of 92 on Saturday, October 8 in Honolulu after a short illness.

I am coming under increasing pressure from my management at work not to spend so much time on Death List and other non work related sites. I'm going to speak to my union about this blatant harassment and intimidation.

I can only dream of Post - Twuntdom, at my posting rate I won't achieve it until some point in 2010. Congratulations Josco for reaching this stunning milestone.

In Mel Gibson's "Braveheart" , a white Ford Transit Van can be seen in the backround during the battle scene at the end of the film.

I can think of two American Golfers with good names; Jumbo Cummings and Gaylord Burrows. I went to school with a Wayne King.

Sorry - promise to do better next time...

Kate Moss goes to a party where she runs into Jeremy Clarkson... Kate: "What do you do?" Jeremy: "I do Top Gear" Kate: "Great! I'll have four grams!"

Thank you for your comments, I have considered if my last post was really needed and decided it was. How can I try and be less clever? Should I batter myself over the head with a plank of wood and hope for brain damage? If you wish to avoid sarcasm, I think you might be in the wrong place.

If somone came to my funeral and made nasty comments about me I wouldn't be able to say anything 'cos I'd be dead. Also if there was a plague pandemic, normal funerals would go out the window and we'd all be put in mass graves. Not a very good rant, please try harder next time.

Dr Elizabeth D Svendsen founder of the internationally renowned Sidmouth Donkey Sanctuary, must be getting on a bit.

Funnily enough I was at Uni with a veterinary student, who shot himself shortly after graduating. Which was handy for me, as I owed him £15.

Think my waters might need reprogramming, given that he's showing good signs of recovery.

George Best will be dead by Friday - I can feel it in my waters.

Love it!! Hate it!

I hear that Ms Houston is now the proud new owner of a pair of dentures, having lost all her teeth to excessive crack cocaine use. I wonder about her internal organs, she has so much money that she can probably afford to give them a real battering. An outside chance for next year maybe?

I'm Poppy Brown. Makes me sound like some sort of opium dealer (which I'm not)