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    Alternative Coffins

    Will you get 5 cents if I do?
  2. How about all of them at once in a plane crash? A long shot, but they do spend alot of time in the air together.
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    September 11th

    Should just say the Indians were not killed for THEIR meat, rather to clear their land to raise McDonalds cows.
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    September 11th

    I should think that in Vietnam over a period of several years, the Yanks probably shot many more than 3000 innocent civilians maybe not to make a political point, but even worse, just for the sheer fun of it! Without getting too political, thousands of Native South American Indians were wiped out in the 60s and 70s with American help. Why? All that McDonalds beef has got to come from somewhere.
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    Cricket Thread. Only Mad Dogs And Englishmen

    Don't know where the nearest farm land is to The Oval, but if you see any cows lying down in fields, that's a sure sign of rain on the way (they don't like to get their undersides wet)
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    Cricket Thread. Only Mad Dogs And Englishmen

    It's raining hard down here, our weather usually arrives in London the next day (if the winds blowing in the right direction)
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    what a stupid forum

    Tree hugging hippy methinks....
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    Maryport!!!

    Born and raised in Devon - we're all silage munching Satanists down here.
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    Lars Ulrich

    Indeed they did - well 3 out 7 of them anyway. Their drummer survived the crash and set out from the wreck site - which was in a swamp and staggered for 3 miles to get help before stumbling out on to the highway and getting hit by a fire engine looking for the crash site causing serious injuries.
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    Oldest Person On DL

    I was born the day Charlie Chaplin died.
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    Premature Burial

    In the far western and remote land of Devon we don't have Channel 5 either. It only bothers me when there is nothing else on the other 4 channels and I can't get to watch "The World's Greatest Police Chases"
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    Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Hurricanes, Mudslides

    I only look at this site at work - I've got better things to do at home.
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    Princess Diana

    Q: What would Princess Diana be saying if she were still alive today? A: Knock knock, please let me out of this coffin, I've been stuck in here for 8 years now. Boom Boom DDT
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    Princess Diana

    Just like 9/11 or JFK's assasination, everybody is supposed to know what they were doing and where they were when they heard Princess Bulimia, sorry, Diana had died. Sadly I have already forgotten, does everyone else know where they were at the time? DDT
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    Princess Diana

    Ah! The great Royal debate.... Do we hang them or do we shoot them?
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    They deserve to die

    I'd like to nominate kids "entertainers" The Chuckle Brothers. There is something of the night about those two. Burn them!
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    Charles Manson

    Not sure about that - Myra Hindley, Reg Kray and Ron Kray didn't exactly live to a ripe old age. Peter Sutcliffe and Ian Brady always seem to be close to death these days as well.
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    Michael Foot

    Photo of him at funeral today looking rather good for 93: http://news.google.co.uk/news?imgefp=UxuB-...com/2005/08/11/ DDT
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    Ronnie Biggs

    Yuk - Personally I wouldn't screw anyone over 80. DDT
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    honez

    Interestingly enough Maralyn Vos Savant who had the highest recorded IQ ever of 228 is 59 years old today. DDT
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    Ronnie Biggs

    Does anyone remember Ronnie Biggs singing with Sid Vicious on the Sex Pistols film soundtrack album "The Great Rock and Roll Swindle" Soon they could be crooning "Belsen Was A Gas" in hell together. DDT
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    Lemmy From Motörhead

    I did read somewhere that if Lemmy ever STOPS taking amphetamines it will cause such a shock to his metabolism that he might suffer a fatal heart attack. Or it might have been Shane McGowan.
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    respect

    I was in 'Nam - you can shake my hand if you want
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    Pete Doherty

    Anyone see the photos of him in the News Of The World slashing his chest with a broken glass? Methinks he needed to cut a bit deeper before he becomes a deathlist contender, that or he should go for the wrists. DDT
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    Fasting to death

    Yes I did, after letting it hang for a few days to improve the flavour and it was delicious, apart from the faint taste of tyre.
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