DevonDeathTrip

I can deduce from your post that you're not Winnie Johnson... ....Winnie Johnson has been diagnosed with cancer and says she may only have months to live.

It's worse than that, Jim. He's gone to the dark side. Found safe and well Charged with four counts of indecent assault.

Sir Michael Somare, 75, the Prime Minister of Papua New Guinea, is taking an indefinite period of medical leave after undergong surgery of an unspecified nature.

Only a few weeks later, Gerard Smith is dead.

Only In Texas. It's truly shocking. What an earth are they thinking of serving lunch at 10.35am?

She was discussed here a few years ago. She never revealed what sort of cancer she was suffering from, so it was always hard to ascertain if she'd make a good DDP pick or not.

Professor William Lipscomb, winner of the 1976 chemistry prize for his work in chemical bonding, has escaped the the bonds of earth to touch the face of God. Or summat.

Ah, Danny, I've been expecting you . On the th as well...

I think the offender may be Banshees Scream.

Nice story here about America's oldest Federal Judge, Wesley Brown, who at the age of 103, is still sending people to jail. He gets through the working day with the aid of an electric wheelchair and a large tank of oxygen.

Olive Smelt, who was attacked by Peter Sutcliffe with a hammer in 1975, has died at the age of 82. He was convicted of her attempted murder and received a life sentence, to go with the other nineteen life sentences he totted up for his various offences.

Mo Tucker supports the Tea Party. Do I care? No. The Velvets were superb and so were Roxy. End of... Hmph. I suppose I wouldn't wish him dead, disabled, or even lobotomised with his vocal cords removed. Maybe it's because I just can't get in to Roxy Music, but all I associate him with are images of swastikas, a dodgy John Lennon cover, torn up foxes and adverts for menswear. But I do recognise that's a pretty one eyed view, so long may he prosper and make others happy.

Sorry, but I can't stand him. I've always thought he was an odious peice of shit, lacking in any musical talent whatsover and spewing out right-wing drivel whenever he opens his mouth off stage.

A very brief obit for Tony Martin's son, Tony Martin Jnr, who has died aged 60.

Didn't Al Fayed own that Damian Hurst shark preserved in formaldehyde as his artistic centrepiece at Harrods? He could have done the same with Jacko, that would have been good, thought provoking and gone some way to fulfilling MJ's "live forever" prophecy.

Hi Bou This is your avatar on the Hartlepool Deadpool forums - Isn't it the same as your missing DL avatar?

Olympic equestrianist Jane Gregory has died of a heart attack, aged 51. She represented her country in two Olympics at walking her horse around a sandpit dressage.

There's the Survivors of 1987 thread, which goes on to discuss the survivors of all the subsequent Deathlists as well.

Nan Maitland, founder of the Society for Old Age Rational Suicide. Not only could she talk the talk, but she also walked the walk, so to speak. I wonder if travel agents are asked to inform the police of the purchase of one way tickets to Switzerland?

The Daily Mail are either late filing their April Fool report, or they are actually serious. They are querying if U.S. government microwave mind-control tests causing TV presenters' brains to melt down?. Please let Piers Morgan be next.

Things are looking bleak for the former Olympian Elvis Gordon, who represented the UK at judo and was also the Commonwealth and European champion.

May The Lord have mercy on his soul. Can't see him getting much obit action though.