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A fair amount of waving along the parade route, thus his arm could fall off.Yes....I went there. SC Bob Dole doesn't like that! Bob Dole just wants Bob Dole to talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole!

Dame Vera

compilations can still happen. People could be on the road to recovery and then bam they're dead What, is someone gonna record a greatest hits album as a tribute?

You don't need to. It's all part of the fun. Like Mornington Crescent?

You never can tell

I always thought he was pro-European? Well he wasn't pro-EU, not towards the end anyway. He said in 2013 he would vote to leave given the choice

Bhumibol Adulyadej, just to be boring. He'll doubtless hang on now

Another nail in the coffin for the Brexit campaign

Or mix up his pills

..... Well fuck. Who wants to fly with me to Thailand and assassinate the old bastard? I'm guessing discretion isn't your strongest suit?

Can't see him lasting another half decade, his public appearances have become rarer and rarer, missing his sisters funeral makes you wonder just how he's holding up

Oh yes, of course he will - NEWSFLASH: man in his 90's with agressive cancer has died!Well Mandela got a newsflash and was 95 and had been on a ventilator for 6 months.Just because a death is expected doesn`t mean the media won`t pretend otherwise. Nah, Carter is simply not held in as high esteem as Mandela was, mainly down to the fact his presidency was unanimously regarded as a failure

Not unless he's assassinated

Jon Pertwee played Worzel Gummidge

Could Taylforth be going for the double? Her current partner's prostate cancer may have spread. Too bad, she could probably give a decent prostate massage

Yep, that's been common knowledge for a while actually. Still you'd get some decent kebab off of that I don't fancy spit-roasting him now. Oh I'm not a fussy eater

Yep, that's been common knowledge for a while actually. Still you'd get some decent kebab off of that

He looks like the grandpa from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

It's good but it's not right

Damned German efficiency!

Perhaps Snuka will try and claim that he contracted amnesia when Roddy Piper bopped him on the head with a coconut

Just checking that's not a euphemism?? Nah, you can buy 'em in Tesco's. Bloody expensive mind.http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=285857857 Yeah I've heard about em, not really my bag

That sucks, I got a load of his albums

Just checking that's not a euphemism??

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Dodd wound up doing a Tommy Cooper on stage, he will literally keep touring till he reaches either the morgue or the nursing home