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Area 51 becomes a Black Hole

Saw him walking on tele but that's fine drugged up after operations. Great but forget to take 1 of the load of pills you have ,and bang. He has seen enough death in his time i think he would give a little hint, but then he could be taking us all for a little ride,lets hope he goes somewhere , creepy.2 weeks.

OK thatch time to go but you could take a friend yeah Paisley Two bastards with murderous pasts and id like the queens little comedy act of a man to spoil the Royal get together in June.Keep me smiling in June,June,June a nice Hearse for the big day . ZaZa sure she is still alive unplug Her for feck sake .

Gibb beegees would make a mint .

People who meet a cash machine and forget how to count to ten .

If your in a small town and meet someone you don't know get on face book and check friends of friends .Iam Adam if you can Adam and Eve it.

Methadone. the junky mass rise early down their meth and then run for a quick cup of tea to get a sugar rush .and then cosy up talk a load of ,well they all have a unique voice of the needy .went to see one of their own and bet on WHOs next ,the tea and the sugar dose fuck all its all in their minds,and the meth dose not soak into their bones or their would not be much of lovely Amy left to burn .

most of the syringes and bottles of methodone and other drink n drug gear came rolling out the front door when they kicked it in also some vampiers hanging around flew heading for petes

Police are innocent no copper in the dock wish i could resign before the shit hit the fan set the tv licence detectives on them they do a better job brooks for Holloway prison then get her on the DL So the sunday jordan or kerry diet coke on sunday Murdoch murders strange suicide i must say IF

A man in Germany decidead to have a blow job off a vacum with a nozzle at the end but he did not know ,up their is a sharp little fan whirling about ,it cuts all the fluff and oose going up their good little gadget,so he cut his head off,his penis and yes he died,shame inxs star never tried this ,ah but their was an other adventureous death hanging from door ,tied up and what ever ,wonder if he had a picture of paula, just a thought.

auf Englisch, bitte! ich bin nicht Englisch,ich komme aus schotland und das ist mir schiss egal ,i know spelling it has been a while ,still think the old bastard wil get it ,columbo has said good bye to her in doors ,what about his ,dog and lovely car Tja

The jelly beans man i thought he would last till next year,but with katie cooking royal dough for the oven ,one in one out!no not the old in out in out shes a royal they dont do it like that ,he would be welcome hier in spirit as he is allways good for a laugh,the longest concert has to end . Is that a goolie i see?yes you stupid old bastard your in london. Oh i thought they all stayed with Bush. Encore for the 90 year old horse rider

when your dead ringer gose you surely must follow that with a big bye bye a dose of fallthrough would do the old Bitch.

So my old thatch do hope your bowels are loose for the unveiling of old ronnie could be a big day for a fit old bit like you riddance is good

I thought the aussies were well shot of the art deegree royalz no fuckin luck eh i cant even watch neighbothers ,FREEDOM FOR MY COUNTRY

Get pissed destroy when elton becomes queen he will snort them under the table and hump them on the beaches,still a visit to eire dodgiee but a feel a exit for some royale.

Maggie MAY dont wake up maggie i sure would not feed you.If you was on the NHS you would have been well gone ,try out do that wedding,may may may be youl burn for bobby.

All i hear of za za is shes leging it to hospital,and the old mans demanding a babby,every bodies at it these days,pull the babby out the hat ,well iam sure he will keep her at it a while,must be dosh in it some were,the will contestants are probable lawyerd up,yeah one last push should do it.

If thats true and well in prison a junkie would do any dirty deed for a tenner bag of smack,yes a poxy bag so not a bad bet

ZsaZsa a go go will the curtain fall,is she realy an actor or just some old rich bit ,i just know shes a famous pain in the hang mans neck,CURTAIN CALL..

zsa zsa go go

Iam sure a member of the throners will get the marble head stone,big royal wedding ,birth kate would not be geting hitched if she could not have a heir,so whos the lucky mourners yeah, philips prone to mishaps his time has come.

The husband could get the leg over her, and move her on a bit.