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    Birth List

    This is July 14th, Is she having a 21 month pregnancy or are you predicting the d.o.b. for the next one to pop out? Its a holiday oh what for. Queens birthday day, month later ,holiday Queen's birthday again ah this ones official .Its all Holidays in the sun.
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    Birth List

    The queen has like two birthdays so July the 12 and more misery for a little part of The Empire they claim .
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    Lemmy From Motörhead

    Can you find the Valium Can you bring it soon Lost Johnny's out there Baying at the Moon, Keith by any chance but yeah the Hawkwind version of lost Johnny is soo much better but lemmy won't kick the bucket he ain't the rehab type rehab for him is playing puggy in some bar ,saw him at reading date (fuck google)The Tourist's were there, fucking Police and motorhead Stomped them a lot of Anarchy about then .Anyway can you put Springsteen on the list . Now Simon looks so evil And you know he really tries But every time he makes a song That vital number dies. Cowell :shock2: :flame:
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    Margaret Thatcher

    They will fix it and not jimmy* old Rod will be number 1 again .See jimmy just jumped in there behind old Rod ,not like him eh .
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    Margaret Thatcher

    What if they bury her too deep and end up in a mine shaft, oh the thought of it.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Say something nice .eh can they go on strike in Hell.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    :devil:waited long for this Bitch as she did not quite like the journey she was going ,all that death and misery on her head and most just for her iron lady shite .State party :puke: :flame2: Ttaaaaaa
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    Paul Gascoigne

    Celebrity or just idiot to make money out of keep him drunk .Well no booze so he will be in pain the brain the liver all internal organs starting to get thicker blood flow oh it fucking hurts ,then the brain nasty little survivor starts to shut down parts it can do without -little stroke coming or a quick comma and he will yes will get a new liver even though he will drink that to death hes Gazza and a quick squeeze on the balls by Vinny Jones should get him back on the circuit circus yeah well . Why America .
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    Clive Dunn

    Yeah give Clive Dunn the number 50 jumper this guy was an old man at 19 and just stayed that way could he have died young . They will be crying out now for the no.50 jumper or dieing.
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    London 2012 Olympics

    Always wondered why they don't have a doped up Olympics.Lets see just how fast they can run or fly the Drug manufacturers could sponsor it and sure would look good .
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    Celebrity Auctioneers

    Yea a recognizable face for sure a bit surprised to find out he died. I'm Sure there is another guy that looks like him is it his brother? The other one on Bargain Hunt who likes a bit like him is Mark Spencer. Don't think they are related, given their different surnames. Sorry, I meant Mark Stacey, not Mark Spencer! There is a forum discussing them all here: http://forums.digita...d.php?t=1229121 If you read through the entire thread, it seems that the late Mr Barby sported black eyes on at least two occasions, purportedly from falling down stairs whilst drunk. It also seems a few of the female viewers are irritated by Catherine Southorn's propensity for draping herself over male contestants and indulging in mutual gropes. EDIT: Speaking of Catherine Southon, there is this.... Well she dose have something sexy going on ,Clarice Cliff just wish someone would eventually buy all her bloody stuff and smash it wait that would not make it cheep as chips now now what the fuck age is old cheep as chips .Anita ah everybody should have an Aunt like Her ,well everybody in Scotland do .Loads of wee Anita's up there lovely wee funny Wummin.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    A Football Team in Glasgow had to wait for Death their fans and all concerned stuck their heads in the sand .Wonder what they got from that ,Dead ear.
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    Eric Sykes

    Always found him boring very boring little boring jokes made into little speeches no ,no feelings at all a very boring death and not one decent gag on here ,now that shows he was boring .Death should not be boring god, you get one shot at it .
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    The 6th Death Of 2012

    I had a right royal rumble about the Royals and The Duke of Edinburgh(cunt nothing to do with Edinburgh). Well now he is definitely warm or soon,wait very warm i want him to roast the quick chill freeze. After all they have had the wedding,jubilee now the big Funeral and yes a birth of another mouth for us to feed. You just know its on the cards .Ace of Spades.He would love that Ace of Spades did it love told you about that crewe.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Bladder infection or the old cunt was bladdered at the party ,give him laxatives and let him blow just blow ra fuck up. The Greeks are in the shit anyway.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Well noticed you came out with JESUS at the end of a little run off what ever. I once listened to words in a song ,The other day i chanced upon an irate caterpillar . I still wonder if he stood on it .Guess if you come across Jesus(strange he was on a cross) you could be Dead or just Damned Blessed.Guess you ain't Dead .Just saying the name Jesus means you have heard of the man and since he said he came here to Die for us.Well well well we are back to Death again. Passing thought would it be fair if you had him back then on the Death list(gamble on any thing in the day) if you grassed him up .Dastardly Death list back then . Oh came out their all Jesus and now yeah takes a little time, but Ive noticed wrong post . Well fuck it a bit of the man who came back from the dead did no one any harm. So back to make amends but that's all. And if you like Roger Daltrey ,and i spell it wrong fuck it ,Ive got a feeling the Reaper brushed past him at Gibbs Death. If another Gibb hits the dust not the charts and old Who boy Dies . I'll be fucked.
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    Ronnie Biggs

    Ronnie should be remembered for his little time as a Sex PiStoL He came in after SiD so should know that he never made it No 1 With the swindle lads but has the honour to be top Dog here . But looking at the picture of Gibb in the bin ,a Roger Daltrey tune came to me ,Giving it all away. Then i see him on TV ,giving it he was better than me and old Roger did look a pale colour . could it be for a moment .Could Roger join Gibb. I hate these wee deja vu moments ,but one goes then you keep hearing of more ,yes at another funeral.
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    Bee Gees

    That's as 70s as it gets... If i past a bin and they 3 popped out id start punching to see if they wobble about . if not just put a lid on it ,Dead Gibb only looks like he has a week to go in that their picture. Bring out your Dead keep Britain tidy .Or spot the dead one ,hard . The dead Gibb aways .
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    Megrahi Vs. Gibb

    Well the old ,I was walking down the road minding my own affair,when two CIA dudes grap me and i was unaware,they say is your name Mehragi and i say why sure,they say well your the dude we been looking for. I was FRAMED,framed i never did nothing a wiz Frammmmmmeda. Well he dead now no virgins for the old fart and he has beat the Gibb to the last dance .
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Well noticed you came out with JESUS at the end of a little run off what ever. I once listened to words in a song ,The other day i chanced upon an irate caterpillar . I still wonder if he stood on it .Guess if you come across Jesus(strange he was on a cross) you could be Dead or just Damned Blessed.Guess you ain't Dead .Just saying the name Jesus means you have heard of the man and since he said he came here to Die for us.Well well well we are back to Death again. Passing thought would it be fair if you had him back then on the Death list(gamble on any thing in the day) if you grassed him up .Dastardly Death list back then .
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    Megrahi Vs. Gibb

    Mehragi his little plane job could have come down very close to my parts* of the land . Don't think he should get Virgins,don't think Virgin Atlantic where around then. The Gibb guy should last longer that stupid advert is keeping people on their toes and if he can talk they will pump him up real good. A double act that's interesting.
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    Bee Gees

    Well they threw the kitchen sink at him,then he awoke to the straining tune of Requiem Titanic. This is a publicity (stunt) i like it .He will be back on stage looking Dead as ever. Most folk with this type of Big C from diagnosed 3years could be near the End off The Tour. What an Encore kitchen sink.
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    Bee Gees

    Sunday 22 .April Sky's he will not shake off the old Feever. Is their another brother somewhere
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Death is for the living and i will not give any secrets away when Ive gone . Love to watch as the living fight for the dead fuckers wealth. No mater how much that may be, their will always be some cunt fighting. And then they die and so on it goes . From your first death you notice,it starts to get closer. And they always seem so nice ,too nice too die.Don't think so .
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    Bee Gees

    Is it The bee gee pants that make a man a cunt . Sure he will be a little while longer probably pumping his chest to one of their songs. Ei ei ei ei ready to dieee.
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