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A woman mauled by a bear at her home in Canada's Yukon Territory was killed by a bullet fired by her husband while trying to rescue her, a coroner says. Claudia Huber and her husband Matthias Liniger were attacked at their home in Johnson's Crossing. Mr Liniger fired several rounds at the bear as it was mauling Ms Huber. The bear was shot and died, but one bullet ricocheted off a tree and killed Ms Huber. BBC story

King Bhumibol Adulyadej makes rare appearance. In television footage released Monday by the palace he is seen swearing in judges at a Bangkok hospital where he has been staying. Palace officials did not give any further details of the king's health on Monday.

Couldn't wait.

He may have had a Cannula inserted into a vein in his hand to administer drugs, that can sometimes cause the bruising.

A Perthshire yew tree, believed to be one of the oldest in Europe, has started changing sex. The Fortingall Yew, reputed to be up to 5,000 years old, has started sprouting berries on one of its upper branches - something only female trees do. Now if humans could do that, how many would sign up for an automatic sex change at a certain age?

No more nudes then, has Hugh given up the will to live as well I wonder?

Denis gives me my best DDP score yet

84 and seems to be in disgustingly good health from what I can see.

It's all just a ruse to get the Queen excited Now that she is top dog here there is only one target left for her.

Two nuns are driving along a dark country lane one evening, when they see a glowing light up ahead. As they approach they see the Devil standing there, right in the middle of the road. "What shall we do ?" says one nun in a panicky voice. "I know", says the other nun, "Show him your cross, that'll scare him off". "Good idea", says the first nun. So she winds down the window, leans out, and shouts, "Oy, get the fuck out of our way, you pointy-tailed, cloven-hoofed little bastard".

The Schitts For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

The weather is coming to an end as the BBC puts the Met office out to pasture and invites tenders for the new service.

No worse than anyone else of her age or even some that are younger

I think if the old guy is on the list next year then mum should be as well, if one goes the other is sure to follow in rapid time.

I retired in April using the new pension rules to access my funds, I'm 55 I never enjoyed working and now that I don't have to, life is good.

Goodbye Uncle George, sad to see you go but you were my fourth hit of the year so that is of some comfort