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    8. Jimmy Carter

    All of a sudden he looks OLD
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    A Joke

    Does that mean that Kirk is 3% on the way to becoming immortal?
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    4. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

    8am news on radio 2 said that he was going to attend at the Cenotaph, now that he hasn't I wonder what will be said.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Supertramp - Crime of The Century - whole album Timeless Classic
  5. A well-known Russian historian has confessed to murdering his lover - a former student - his lawyer says, after he was found in a river with a backpack containing a woman's arms. Oleg Sokolov, 63, was drunk and fell into the river as he tried to dispose of body parts, local media said. Police then found the decapitated body of Anastasia Yeshchenko, 24, at his home. Prof Sokolov reportedly told police that he killed his lover during an argument and then sawed off her head, arms and legs. He is said to have planned to get rid of the body before publicly committing suicide dressed as Napoleon.
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    Lookie Likey

    Catweazle and Ginger Baker
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    Animal Antics

    White squirrel spotted on Deeside. BBC story
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Getting really fed up of the BBC filling it's news pages with gay/trans/drag queen stuff, the TV in general is almost as bad. I must be getting old, all that stuff was never even spoken about when I was young, now it almost seems compulsory.
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    A Joke

    Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Can you smell fish ?" Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing ?"
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    General Non School Massacre Thread

    Does the killing of the 39 Chinese nationals count as a massacre?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Got my birthday card from those nice folk at the Bowel cancer screening place although it is more of a 'poo stick' these days.
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    A Joke

    What is a nuclear physicist's favourite food ? Fission chips. Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea ? Because they know that proper tea is theft.
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    A Joke

    A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.' On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir...There's no money in that account. ''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’ Not All Seniors Are Senile...
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    Animal Antics

    Whale washed up in East Lothian had 'agonising death' A whale found on an East Lothian beach suffered some of the "most severe" entanglement wounds ever recorded on Scotland's coast During a necropsy carried out on Monday, SMASS experts discovered the whale had been entangled long enough for the cord to work its way through the skin and blubber layer and into the underlying muscle layer. In some places, the skin had grown over the top of the rope, while in others it had set up a deep tissue infection and abscesses. There were goose barnacles attached to the rope - an indication, the experts said, that the entanglement had considerably slowed the swimming capabilities of the animal.
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    The 12th death of 2019

    Olivia (again)

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