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My Fantasy Football team on Yahoo died a death in the first week out, they were 5 point favourites on paper but lost by close to 40.

Would have been funny if the angle grinder was just out of reach or not plugged in but as it is, it looks set up.

if the rest of the leave voters are anything like me they just want to leave, deal or no deal.

Hammond said a no-deal Brexit would be "a betrayal" of the 2016 referendum result. I don't recall ANY deal being struck before the referendum.

Maybe should have had her on the list then instead of him.

Death by knife inserted where she least expected it.

Yet another politician has said that more citizens should carry guns and take the law into their own hands when the police don't get there quickly enough. Yeah, that should solve all the mass shooting problems.

How do you stop a galloping horse? Put ten bob on it to win. (I should really update that to reflect modern jargon but Andy Capp would get upset)

Walt Michaels, the former New York Jets coach who retired following the 1982 season after leading the team to the AFC title game, has died. He was 89.

It would seem that I survived, the surgery was more extensive than first thought then add in a couple of complication and keyhole surgery rapidly turned into sledgehammer surgery. Home now and mending slowly. Thanks for all of your kind wishes.

A dog who tenses up and falls over when he's excited or scared has left vets puzzled about the exact cause. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-south-yorkshire-48721819/peter-the-fainting-cocker-spaniel-puzzles-sheffield-vets

Bear falls asleep in wardrobe after entering home. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48731021

Going into hospital Monday to have a section of my small bowel removed due to Crohn's disease, I had a major flare-up on Wednesday last that took me in as an emergency dehydration case and the surgeon has moved me up the list from 5 years waiting for a op to Monday. With some good surgery and also a bit of good luck this should give me a better quality of life for some time until the Crohn's comes back again.