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Just like the old days A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here thirty years ago." The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and they made love like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like that thirty years ago, or any time since that I can remember!" The woman says, "thirty years ago that fence wasn't electrified!"

Mrs T gives me my first ever points in the DDP. Won't make any difference to my ranking though as I think just about everyone else had her as well.

I knew the horsemeat scandal was not a new thing. From The Star 1995:

I have heard of that... It sounds... "interesting". I have a copy of the video buried deep in my collection interesting is not a word that I would use to describe the film

It turns out that the butler never did it after all.

In a Dead Pool, the only line to be drawn is the line through the name of the deceased.

Hermann Wilhelm Goering (suicide) Leo G Carroll Michael Balcon Moshe Dayan William Holden Art Blakey Dan Wheldon

I have them down for a double though I am not saying which will make the first move.

BBC story

Damn, I have lost Jack Klugman off my list, I had picked him as a banker for next year and he went and left early.

He couldn't have held on for a week to give me my first hit in the DDP2013

Thanks, I am new to this and after reading previously that a message had gone astray, I thought it best to check.

I'm a bit concerned that I have not received confirmation that my team (Death grips await) has been accepted into the DDP 2013.

Nelson Mandela, has had a successful operation to remove gallstones I hope for his sake that the op went smoother than mine did, if not it could be a short stay in hospital either way.

I have had KK on my list

I had him on my list, sad to see him go as he was part of my childhood TV watching.

It's OK, he is not going anywhere.

or She came, I watched, she had a stroke then left.

I saw her coming and penciled her in for next years list.

A man's gotta eat.

Frank Wilson producer of Motown Records fame has died 27 Sept at 71. Probably most famous for the record that never was, he had all but a few copies of a recording of destroyed resulting in one of the surviving copies being sold privately for £25,000 in 2009.

When asked once how much longer he could go on, his reply: "We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has"

At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"

I think the difference with Sykes is that although he is on the DL, no-one really wanted to see him being a headline act. He will be sadly missed by those that knew his work and will never be just a satstistic like some of the other members of the DL.

Eric has finally walked The Plank