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    The 7th Death Of 2012

    Patty Andrews for no reason other than I think it will be a female.
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    The 6th Death Of 2012

    Had to wait on him being added. Last on first off
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    Elton John

    I have tickets to see him at Falkirk on 10th June so I hope he has recovered, after that.........
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    The 5th Death Of 2012

    Kirk
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    The 4th Death Of 2012

    I went with Kirk Douglas simple on the strength that there has been no recent news about him.
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    Better late than never
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    Bee Gees

    30th April 6:45am
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    A Joke

    "FUCK" Describes many emotions. No other word can be used in such varied grammatical nuances. It can be used as a noun - "I don’t give a fuck", and an adjective - "It’s a fucking beauty", as a verb in its transitive form - "The game was fucked up by the weather” and the intransitive form - "He well and truly fucked it up". Everyday expressions show it’s true versatility; - Denial: I’ll be fucked if I did. Perplexity: I know fuck all about it. Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway? Greeting: How the fuck are you? Goodbye: Fuck off. Resignation: Oh fuck it. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you. Panic: Lets get the fuck out of here. Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that. Amazement: What the fuck did you do that for? Religious Ecstasy: Holy fuck. Winning the Lottery: How fucking much. Derision: He fuck’s everything up. The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the more notable of these being: - "What the fuck was that"...........................Mayor of Hiroshima. "Look at all those fucking Indians"............General Custer. "What fucking iceberg"?..............................Captain of the Titanic. "What a place to plant a fucking tree"..... Marc Bolan. "That’s not a real fucking gun"...................John Lennon "The fucking throttle’s stuck"......................Donald Campbell. "Who’s going to fucking know"?................President Nixon. "What fucking exclusion zone"?..................Captain of the Belgrano. "Heads are going to fucking roll"...............Ann Boleyn. "Who let that fucking woman drive"?........ Space Shuttle Captain. "He’ll have some fucker’s eye out"...........King Harold. "I thought I could smell fucking petrol"..... Nikki Lauda. "What’s a fucking map"..............................Mark Thatcher. "It IS my best fucking coat"......................Michael Foot. "She’s just my fucking secretary"...............Cecil Parkinson. "He’s just a fucking mate"..........................Jeremy Thorpe. "Any fucker can understand that"...............Albert Einstein. "It fucking looks just like her"....................Picasso. “How the fuck did you work that out”..............Pythagoras “You want fucking what on the ceiling.............Micheal Angelo “Scattered showers my fucking arse”...............Noah “Anybody got a fucking light”..........................Joan of Arc
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    The 3rd Death Of 2012

    I have gone for an outsider this time Herbert Lom
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    Etta James

    Thanks, I have now updated and removed the mistakes.
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    The 2nd Death Of 2012

    Chuck Berry will ding his ling.
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    Etta James

    At 14 she was old before her time and now that her time has come, I hope she has a penny for the ferryman to see her across the blue divide.
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    Bee Gees

    Sad to read that he is planning a concert of his new work in April, does this mea that he plans to stick around for a while?
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    Dead Pop Stars

    He was a founder member but as you say - does that make him a pop star? Everybody knows Ozzy simply because of who he is but Iommi is really just one of the guys.
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    Aretha Franklin

    I was going to have her as one of my outsiders but went for Fats Domino instaed.
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