"FUCK"
Describes many emotions. No other word can be used in such varied grammatical nuances. It can be used as a noun - "I don’t give a fuck", and an adjective - "It’s a fucking beauty", as a verb in its transitive form - "The game was fucked up by the weather” and the intransitive form - "He well and truly fucked it up".
Everyday expressions show it’s true versatility; -
Denial: I’ll be fucked if I did.
Perplexity: I know fuck all about it.
Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Goodbye: Fuck off.
Resignation: Oh fuck it.
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you.
Panic: Lets get the fuck out of here.
Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that.
Amazement: What the fuck did you do that for?
Religious Ecstasy: Holy fuck.
Winning the Lottery: How fucking much.
Derision: He fuck’s everything up.
The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the more notable of these being: -
"What the fuck was that"...........................Mayor of Hiroshima.
"Look at all those fucking Indians"............General Custer.
"What fucking iceberg"?..............................Captain of the Titanic.
"What a place to plant a fucking tree"..... Marc Bolan.
"That’s not a real fucking gun"...................John Lennon
"The fucking throttle’s stuck"......................Donald Campbell.
"Who’s going to fucking know"?................President Nixon.
"What fucking exclusion zone"?..................Captain of the Belgrano.
"Heads are going to fucking roll"...............Ann Boleyn.
"Who let that fucking woman drive"?........ Space Shuttle Captain.
"He’ll have some fucker’s eye out"...........King Harold.
"I thought I could smell fucking petrol"..... Nikki Lauda.
"What’s a fucking map"..............................Mark Thatcher.
"It IS my best fucking coat"......................Michael Foot.
"She’s just my fucking secretary"...............Cecil Parkinson.
"He’s just a fucking mate"..........................Jeremy Thorpe.
"Any fucker can understand that"...............Albert Einstein.
"It fucking looks just like her"....................Picasso.
“How the fuck did you work that out”..............Pythagoras
“You want fucking what on the ceiling.............Micheal Angelo
“Scattered showers my fucking arse”...............Noah
“Anybody got a fucking light”..........................Joan of Arc