Bibliogryphon

Yes that particularly dangerous sport of walking down a New York sidewalk (pavement for those of us who speak English) and lighting a cigarette. Smoking Kills

Is that when they invade or when Vladimir Putin admits that they have invaded?

David Moyes has a new job lined up. UKIP have hired him because he is so good at keeping out of Europe.

Blue Army - Champions

Following Norwich's sacking of Chris Hughton there are no black managers in the football league. There are also no women so maybe Man United should lead the way and appoint Hope Powell to replace David Moyes. Apologies for the delay I am having difficulty lighting the blue touch paper.

Yup - I did on this topic with the correct spelling of the names. That's where you went wrong.

In a bizarre turn when this was announced on Friday's R4 PM programme the obituary report was delivered by Helen Fawkes.

Surely you are old enough to remember Its a Knockout. And look how that ended up.

999,519 Humphry Davy

I thought about that one but I couldn't remember his name and I wasn't going to put "that Aussie one off of Blue Peter who died of AIDS"... He was a Geordie not an Aussie!

999,514 Linda Smith

Outspoken labour MP Austin Mitchell will stand down at the next election. Might be one to keep an eye on a couple of years down the line.

Although Roger Bannister didn't win a medal (he came 4th in 1952) I didn't know where to post this but Roger was on Midweek (Radio 4) this morning.

999,403: Godfrey Stafford

Mentioned, albeit spelt wrong by me! How about replacing with Bernard Wilkie? I did check the correct spelling but I accept your replacement even though I have no idea who he is.

999,384: Magnus Pyke

Died last year as I'm sure you already know! DNFTT

999,254 Marti Caine

999,250: Lena Zavaroni Only 750 to go.

999,246: William Caxton

From the NotW hacking trial I would like to summon two exhibits for consideration for 2015 Exhibit A Stuart Kuttner (b. 1939) who was reported to have had a number of strokes since retiring from the paper Exhibit B Sara Payne (b. 1969) who was called as a character witness for Mr Kuttner but entered court using a walking stick.

999,242: Roy Jenkins

June Brown, surely? June Brown was born in 1927 but is the oldest current member of the cast. I was trying to think of those that were in it at any point.

Who is the oldest Eastenders cast member left? Is it Leonard Fenton (b.1926)?

999,240: Ian Marter