En Passant

FTFY (before somebody else leaps in and does so, it can be pedant city around these parts )

Date: fail Sex: fail Name: Still in with a shout...

Can only speak for myself here.... But is there even a remote chance of returning to the observance of internet discussion rule 101 here? I.e. avoiding this? Oh, and with regard to some of the religious barbs... Yeah, thought not. As you were. (Really not setting myself up as some kind of arbiter here, not my place, not least because I've only been active for a year or something, but can't be alone in feeling this has gone on long enough).

Using a phone to type makes about as much sense as using chopsticks to eat a bowl of tomato soup. As a device to talk to somebody a long way away, it's hard to beat. For all other purposes another tool is usually more appropriate. Yeah yeah, bite me.

KFC = Kindness, Friendship and Compassion New personal motto Zorders? I like it.

The guy keeled over on the way out.... which as a commenter there has noted is a slice of luck for the sugary treat purveyor. Although "withdrew" appears somewhat euphemistic.

I thought he looks more like a certain footy manager.... However, since the original "Edge of Darkness" remains amongst my favourite programmes ever made, I guess I just dislike having it (and the characters therein) compared to anything else really . I have steadfastly avoided like the plague the American remake as a film with that bloody Mel Gibson..

There's a UFO community? Hm, where did i put my tin foil hat...

Ha! Thankyou and just so, I like most of them it's only the inordinately long ones that irritate a bit.

Probably been mentioned before (but tbh idgaf, it's been one of those days). Signatures over a couple of lines.....why? That's it. Oh, and people that speak in acronyms like tbh and idgaf......

Good luck with that, resurrecting Rick Wright might be considered the easy part....

MK before you submit a post do you even read it back or are you posting from an arcane device that randomly deletes capital letters and put spurious letters into people's names? I've always found 'smart phone' to be oxymoronic so my money is on some variation of one as the 'arcane device'. Certainly if the Samsung I tote around is anything to go by, I'd likely be better off with some charcoal, papyrus and a pigeon loft. PS. I never thought I'd feel like a luddite for using a keyboard and mouse, but sometimes, just sometimes....

Can I have an 85%'er badge please?

I have no idea why I find this amusing, I shouldn't really, but I'm still cackling at the second time of noticing it. Juvenile of me and will doubtless send me to hell. Ah well.

Anyway, whatever their sexual proclivities I think spade is messing around . He's playing with the oft quoted point that Frank Beard is the only member of ZZ top not to sport one (at least in the 80's video's).

Lucky to get any kind of ride given her husbands prediliction for away fixtures. Is that my coat? I think it must be...

Assassin is the sub title or status (based on the number of posts) of the poster not their name (in this instance Cat O'Falk), the script name you want is cyrillic and it's spelled Ukrainians. We doubtless mostly do get your point, but if you are going to attack others accuracy as much as you do, it would help if you didn't appear too lazy to check your own postings, it's only a tab away.

Mine too Lardy, my apologies if my attempt at tongue in cheek/sarcasm isn't as clear as I might have hoped.

Wogan: Another Mahoosive miss by the committee. How could they not have seen this coming? He missed the Euro contest and everything. There are more people dying that are not on the list than those that are on it. Shocking oversight.

Convergence towards the mean. Child mortality is declining, incidence of supercentenarians is also declining. Countries with low life expectancy are catching those with a high one. Eventually, everyone will live to the exact same age. Unfortunately, that will be the end of deadpooling. how? The clue is in the bit that says "everyone will live to the exact same age". Though I disagree with switch that it will happen through convergence (I always thought it was reversion) to the mean, maybe if one day we wake up in Logan's Run world....

To simulate Phantom's posts I read homoerotic fanfictions about Allah written by some guy called "GGalloway54" Oh christ give it a rest eh?

Heh, kind of hard to call oneself any kind of conservationist/environmentalist whilst blundering about in a 300 foot floating gin palace and that's before you start wiping out coral reefs.

I see my name in here a couple times. Know that I've left y'all arguing amongst yourselves about whatever it is your arguing about. I've not read a word and just come by this thread to post my obits. I ask not to be cited or named. SC Oh you should read it, it's getting close to zorders/phantom for popcornability. Not quite there yet, but it has got all ad-hom, at least on one side.