Scraggy Taters

I had a Tarka curry last night. It's like a Tikka but a little otter.

Coke & alcohol ? I've had many a Rum & Coke but never bothered with rehab. Bobby Brown you randy old wimp !

I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the following video to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. Yes but she has got a face like its hit a wall at 42mph. Just 42mph ? Hmm, it'd be ironic if she dies by being tied to the front of a high speed rickshaw.

R1P-2. May his remains rust in peace.

Depends on what his health is like. There are a few others around that age that are worth a punt. Scotty Moore will be 85 in December. He's been retired for the past 9 years. In reasonable health. .No idea who Scotty Moore is but I hereby claim the phrase 'beam me up Scotty' when he eventually is, erm, no moore. Scotty was Elvis' guitarist back in the day. Thanks for that Phantom.. I should've known that, as one of my ex-girlfriends I lived with for 3 years was an Elvis Presley obsessive. (Though I did just switch off after a week and got into a habit of sneering my top lip, going 'Uh-huh?' and eating a Big Mac whilst having a poo).

I did quite like 'Wolf'.. though he did resemble Billy Joel cross-bred with a Klingon. Nice mane of hair nonetheless. As did 'Jet'.

Aye, but given the recent problems, 92 might be a performance he won't pull off. He's got seven weeks to go 'til his 92nd. Still hanging on in there. Ding-dong !

Ah yes, Gary Davies ! I did enjoy his bit in the middle during the late 1980s, though he's still in his late '50s with no health concerns, then there's R1 stalwart Annie Nightingale who is still cranking up her '78s and doing the festivals & Ibiza.. she must be in her nineties but still raving like a deranged moon-monkey whilst poppin' the cod liver oil & lucozade ?

Depends on what his health is like. There are a few others around that age that are worth a punt. Scotty Moore will be 85 in December. He's been retired for the past 9 years. In reasonable health. .No idea who Scotty Moore is but I hereby claim the phrase 'beam me up Scotty' when he eventually is, erm, no moore.

Sad, but true I'm afraid to say. The only reason being is that if Christopher Lloyd had his own thread it would result in a major paradox within the space time continuum. But I doubt anyone will hold objection to this thread being shared with other BTTF actors/actresses demises.. though I doubt the dog who played Einstein/Einey is still with us.

GREAT SCOTT !!! I reckon Christopher Lloyd will pop off before Foxy does.

Although Clarksons teeth have resembled tombstones for some years thanks to his fag habit. When I say 'fag', I mean cigarettes, not young homosexual men... or Richard Hammond.

As far as I am aware they did They did, but it wasn't Blackburn hosting the show. Don't know who it was, but it was shit. It was Mark Goodyer (sp) who sounded like he was struggling to find a personality. He was fucking awful. I love POTPs, IF Tony isn't coming back then,FFS, give us somebody we can warm to. Where's Dale Winton, that's what I want to know. Probably having more colonic irrigation. He used to do POTPs so he could do it again! More colonic irrigation as a result of going too wild in the aisles ! He does like a bit of brown does our Dale.

That flat out sucks. RIP He played trumpet, so it should be "this blows" Ah, but one needs to suck before a good blow. Ask any non-lesbian female or sexually promiscuous cock-loving gay chappie. You are not female, so let me ask you; do I need to suck first? If you are female, yes... though make sure you brush your teeth beforehand. If you are male, well, I can't speak from experience, but I s'pose brushing your teeth prior to sucking will also help.

A little birdie informs me that former Radio 1 DJ Paul Burnett isn't very well at the moment. He's 72, but is probably nothing tbh, probably got the sniffles.

He's probably still cleaning his bedroom Or his Mums banned him from using her laptop for the next three weeks ?

I presume by the regular use of the syllable 'uh'.. that you're American. Huh uh yuh ? Texan. Howdy doody ! Thought so. Am all hat & no cattle me.

One word. Minipops. Yes, I remember that bucket of vomit. It must have been one of the only times in UK modern history that there was tacit encouragement for mainstream paedophilia. Aye, but don't diss the Victorians who allowed marriage for improbably young children and also sustained a vibrant trade in child prostitution. But at least they had bloomin' clean chimneys back then.

That's because most music after 1994 is ear-shite. Actually most music after about 1986 is fucking bollocks.Most music after 1906 is fucking bollocks. I blame the N-words. Tempus. You're heading for a warning. 'Non whites' is the correct response. I'm not politically correct. I very much hope the era of having to be careful what you say (lest you offend someone or someone takes offence on behalf of others) is coming to an end. Free speech should be an absolute, including incitement to violence. This isn't about political correctness it's about basic levels of respect to people of a different skin colour. No, it's about freedom of speech, the word N-word should not be censored, nor should; Paki, nig nog, jungle bunny, coon, kaffir, spick, chink, kike, etc... They shouldn't really be used though, given that there is far less emotive terminology for all of them. You seem to be using these terms purely to make a point about free speech without consideration for emotional and historical connections, which makes you a quite vile person. Aye, but if we can just fucking calm down here...is Tempus implying black people only started making music after 1906? In any case, couldn't he just, like, post us a playlist of white music made up to 1906 and let us decide? Beethoven was so deaf he thought he was black. He was the Stevie Wonder of the 19th century !

.. as long as it's not a black chair ?

Oh well. You dim sum, you lose some.

Never seen a Rocky film. .. then again, does 'Brokeback Mountain' count ?

Never seen a Rocky film.

At least the tired old format of Pick Of The Pops is dead, no thanks to decrepit producer Phil Swern restricting the years featured. I think he only bothered with/featured one POTP chart after 1994 while Tony Blackburn hosted it. Tony has a couple of other shows down south (Kent & Berkshire I think), so he's not hanging up his headphones just yet.

Cripes !! I didn't see that coming. 'Rock-a-cock-a-doodle-doo' indeed !