Scraggy Taters

Splendid ! I presume he's still doing the mule-rides ?

Ah yes, a submerged van. Any relation to Sho Ping Tro-lee ?

Indeed ! When they open Cillas coffin, both her legs would very likely have been replaced with bricks.

First Ben E. King, now B.B. King. Carole's next ?

Well, she's free now. R.I.P. Dierdre.

R.I.P Lynsey De Paul 1977 : 'Rock Bottom' 2014 : 'Soiled Bottom'

I preferred him when he was in Take That. Now he's loving angels instead. R.I.P Rob.

R.I.P. Ross Burden. 2013 : "In the oven at gas mark 6 for 20 minutes". 2014 : "In the bigger oven at gas mark 26 for a couple of hours..." (.. presuming he'll be cremated)

It's time to bury coffin with Gerry Goffin. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27934624 Writer of 'Natural Woman' dies of.. natural causes.

(Stands behind Dr Zorders, frying pan aloft...) 1957 - 2013 : Rik Mayall 2014 : Deceased Mayall

To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Being over 60 would qualify me to bone a woman of similar age. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it ! As for sticking ones 'gentleman-sausage' into a full can of beans.. well, again, don't knock it 'til you've tried it ! Beanbonker virgin.

Dunno about 'Civil Servant', I'm quite happy delivering peoples shopping for one of the UKs 'big 4' supermarkets.. even though most of my customers are lazy, fat bastards or spindly coffin-dodgers that stink of boiled-cabbage & piss !! Anyway, I thought 'Wilko' was that shop where they sell cheap paint & gardening stuff ??

Ronny Jordan, 'acid jazz' guitarist, (think Jamiroquai but without the vocals) has died aged 51. Ironic that his only UK Top 40 hit (from Feb '92) was called.. "So what ?" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25742223

The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant.

Ronnie Corbett The Queen One of the Rolling Stones. Tom Baker Clint Eastwood Sean Connery Rolf Harris June Brown Bernard Cribbins

Suggestion forthwith for Forsyth. Time for Brucie to give Beelzebub a headache.

'Wheeler, Fortune' 2 BBC icons gone in 24 hrs. Bloody Forsyth next. Surely ?

Kalashnikov condition now described as 'in a grave' Deathlists cooking on gas this month! As will Kalashnikov at the local crem. Crisping nicely on gas mark 50 !!

Peter Seeger. From 'little boxes' to one, big coffin-shaped one in time for 2014 ! Though (as LFN Hunter pointed out above) Clive James completing the top 5 would be a nice little gift for all the Deathlist followers.

Once buried, he'll be the only toole in the box.

If it's a jazz musician, it'll be performing 'oral sax'.

And to be fair, Steps should all be banged up for 30 years too. I'd quite happily bang Lisa Scott-Lee & Faye Tozer for 30 years. Not that Claire Richards though.. I wouldn't bang a fattie... even from behind !

At least his memory will live on.... on every packet of 'Uncle Bens rice'. Rest in peas.

Indeed. It's more ironic that he was a front-seat passenger in the vehicle... not the driver in this case.

The roads & airport runways will be a safer place now.