Scraggy Taters

Ahhh.. Mr Creosote !! Haven't seen him in yonkers.

Out of curiosity I had a look on Mumsnet. 2 hours later, I'm now known as 'Tracey from Chelmsford'., complete with 4 kids off different dads, a cannabis dependant boyfriend with 'Insert a black dildo here' tattoo-ed above & between his arse-cheeks & I'm now an avid fan of Philip Schofield, Olly Murs & Judge Rinder. At least here we don't discuss 'how to force-feed chicken nuggets to your brats' & 'farting in supermarkets then blaming it on the old dear in front of you at the checkout'.

Now it's living on the ceiling.

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom! It's not unusual. Why, why, why? He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings. In other news The Sun is attempting to shift a few extra copies with a story suggesting Jones' will now end his singing career. Bollocks IMHO; he was born to do this. Will the funeral be in the green green grass of home, and will Tom be coming home for it. Jeez, let's hope Sir Tom last's a few more years so we can roll out these puns again. You mean Re-Load them? There's something about you Mary I like. Down the road I look and there runs Mary, hair of gold and lips like cherries.......... Hair of gold ? Must be orange if it's the same colour as 24 carrots.

Well that's spooky. I've got a nasty cold and have been living on chicken soup for the last two days. And I've been having chips with everything. I've had sausage rolls.

A job for Michael McIntyre & John Bishop methinx. They'd look good backed up against a wall facing a balaclava-ed firing squad or cowering under a 6ft Halibut chap with a freshly sharpened machete.

We've done well, not one irate guest (or anyone else actually) has bothered to post here in a month. Keep up the great work me brethren !

His passing's not even mentioned on the BBC site yet. Even though Blakes 7 was a BBC production back in the late 1970s.

Blancmange ? I bought my copy on the Saturday. It was the day before I came. By Sunday, my 7 inch was covered in semen. Oh you meant THAT Blancmange !!! They had four top 20 UK hits in the first half of the 1980s. As did ABBA.

1966 Sara Leighton / b. 1937 Nina, Baroness van Pallandt / b. 1932 Virginia McKenna / b. 1931 Michael Craig / b. 1928 June Ritchie / b. 1938 Katharine Whitehorn / b. 1928 Arnold Wesker / b. 1932 Stephen Bishop / b. 1940 Chay Blyth / b. 1940 John Ridgway / b. 1938 Arnold Wesker dead, 83. Wesker awakened me. * rings Operation Yewtree*

Shaggy Taters says.. "It wasn't me". You got the wrong chap.

THAT actually made me chuckle. Rant of the day for me.

Eddie Izzard. So what if he ran a load of marathons ? If he had one leg then yes, but he's perfectly able to do so. What does he want, a fucking knighthood ?

Looks like Prof. Stephen Hawking had a go on his face with a grey felt-tip pen.

Come again ?

Have you ever tried 'War & Peace' ? Perfect for insomniacs !

But her version of 'Fog On The Tyne' did leave a lot to be desired..

Was he known as Bertie the Doughnut ?

Not like Schwartz to run out of thyme. My local Sainsburys do stock it thankfully.

Not THE Arnold Wheskas ??!

Erm..did he invent cat food ?

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom! It's not unusual. Why, why, why? He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings. In other news The Sun is attempting to shift a few extra copies with a story suggesting Jones' will now end his singing career. Bollocks IMHO; he was born to do this. Will the funeral be in the green green grass of home, and will Tom be coming home for it. Jeez, let's hope Sir Tom last's a few more years so we can roll out these puns again. You mean Re-Load them? There's something about you Mary I like.

Yeah, but I'm female 13 and only just signed up! Really ?? You too ?? LOLZ OMG !!! YAY !! I love bieber he roolz cos he looks like my bezzie mates brothers dads landlords nephews paperboy OMG !! (or whatever 13 year olds incoherent illiterate shit they type before they hit the block button out of pure fear that anyone they don't know is a 'peedo' or summat, etc)

How about GABBA or "Shabba !!" Whatever happened to him ? I see your GABBA and I'll raise you a Yo Gabba Gabba. Nope, can't beat a Yo Gabba Gabba. Tony Gubba's my final offer. I'm out I'm afraid. (Before anyone deviates here.. I'm not gay)

Blancmange ? I bought my copy on the Saturday. It was the day before I came. By Sunday, my 7 inch was covered in semen.