Scraggy Taters

David Gest. It's what Tom Jones would've looked like with botox, but without the mahogany spray-on. R.I.P. (Rotting in plastic).

A clit isn't that far from a c#nt.. a little eastward. I get the deep logic in Hippy Rapers witty post though. 9/10

I have found me some ears ! Feast yer mince pies on these beauties... Now I require an arse... *bites lip*

Tempted to adjust my name drastically to Clit Eastwood My taters aren't as scraggy as they used to be. Hurrah for Nivea !

Jim Carey, talentless fucker.How long have I got ??? not long if you keep being as humourless as thatMay I suggest you watch the 1st Ace Ventura. It features a plot with a choking "Yankee" sportsman who goes into hiding, how can that not be your thing. also, n.b, Jim Carrey is actually Canadian so every time he insults someone in one of his films "technically" it's anti-Americanism or something Didn't he give up being a canuk ala Pamela Anderson / Neil Young etc etc ? He took the dollar as far as I remember . And if being funny is all about contorting your melted face for larfs, why has Simon Weston not got an Academy Award ? 'Cos he's a fighter, not a luvvie ?

or Jill 'gas-filled and gone'.

I have washed me hands in a buffalo, but got covered in poo and one of my marigold gloves got left in the anal cavity. Hang on.. Me ? A brummie ? Meh. I'd rather be called a 'southern c*nt with a northern accent' than a 'brummie'. I was unfortunate to be born in Luton.. in fact the same hospital as '80s singer Paul Young. Though Luton now is a Halibut breeding ground shithole like Birmingham, but nearer London.

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom! It's not unusual. Why, why, why? He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings.

Those are some big words for a 13 year old! Be careful Doc, you might scare her & she'll block you.

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom! It's not unusual.

How about GABBA or "Shabba !!" Whatever happened to him ?

German or Austrian schlager singers usually have rope-bound skeletons in their cellars I didn't know Joseph Fritzel was a schlager singer ?

There is: Oh, silly me. Thanks Davey.

Indeed Tempus, ironic that the majority of DL Mods are probably dead now anyway. Sadly it isn't technically possible to remove their Moderator status, despite not being active on here since 2014 and beyond.

No kiss, but you can certainly see me undercrackers while I have me monthly 'back,sack 'n' crack' treatment !

Ahhh Sir Creep.. by name indeed dear chap ! I have it on good authoritie that the bone-idle M.I.A. Moderators aren't being culled anytime soon and no advertisement for new blood is currently being considered. Oh well, death (forum) goes on...

Meh, you say potato, I say chips, crisps & taters. If it wasn't for 'us Brits' invading 500 years ago, you'd be an Indian, like Pocahontas. So there.

I knew he wouldn't let me down. Edit: Wait... all I see is a Wikipedia edit. No actual obits. At least none I could find. Hoax? Yup, he's still with us. For now anyway.

Oh well, all that waiting.. for nothing. Didn't even get his obligatory triple cheese-burger, fries & glass of cold beer. (That's what most death-row inmates have as a final meal, even though it gets shitted out an hour later as 2,000 volts blast it out the other end)

That's the trouble with the Amish entertainment law. No dancing 'til yer 21.. yet you can legally drive a tractor pissed up on homemade moonshine, toss a pitchfork at rabid badgers & grow a dodgy beard with no moustache.. all at 16 ! (why is there no 'roll-eyes' smilie ?)

Leukemia, withdrawn from public life...http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/idUKKCN0W42RB I think the Kid's got alzheimers.http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8677&page=111#entry256634 lukemia leukemia Can none of you spell ??!! It's leukaemia

(It's 'break'.. not 'broke') . On that bombshell, I bid you a good night/morning.

Great idea ! A 'Death by sex,onions & other vegetables' thread ! (Awaits Elton John to die as a result of a wrongly inserted horse carrot up his bumhole)

Sex and onions are both analogous though...they both involve layers.... .. and rings. erm, not to mention both smell after a while. (allegedly)

If Charlotte Rae ,90 year old horse jockeys and a bunch of other randos can have their own thread then the most commercially succesful pop band of the 20th Century meet the bar for one easily. plus that notorious thread about British midget wrestling... amen to that........some people here tend to change side like the wind...one moment they're friends with you and then the other they shit against you.....fucking drama queens This is an ABBA thread.. so technically... fucking Dancing Queens.