Scraggy Taters

Just the admins ? Cool.Anyone care to join me for a bottle of Jack Daniels as I type 'straight from the anus' ? (Cue tumbleweed and [yet] another thread-killing-comment)

Maybe they should - like - get together and talk it over! Nah, they don't talk anymore. That's so funny.... Was that the B-side ?

Bayldons alive????? I'm confidently assuming so. 92 & still going strong.. doing what I don't know, but he's probably comatose on Horlicks & Werthers Originals in a nursing home in Berkshire as we type. (Just reverted my avatar pic back to Mr Bayldon as 'Catweazel')

Aye, a gem I thought she was lashing out at Arsenio Hall because he was speculating how long it will take for the first posthumous releases. 7 hours and 13 days, So local radio stations are going to blare out the song in Prince's honour. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/prince-nothing-compares-2-u-radio-simulcast/ To be fair regarding the posthumous releases - there's about 100 albums' worth of high-quality recording and the value of recorded music is still bumping along the bottom as the generations used to paying for it still bother. Crass as it may seem, if I was managing Prince's catalogue I wouldn't exactly hang around now. They're gonna milk that cash cow for as long as they can. There's a herd of cash cows there; the man suffered from making music. Possibly more than any of his peers. Though, after 1995 (The Gold Experience era), he was just churning out rush-released material that nobody remembers.

British veteran actors Geoffrey Bayldon ('Catweazel' & also 'The Crowman' in Worzel Gummidge), Sean Connery (The original James Bond & the chap who got his knob out in the 1973 flop-flick Zardoz) & Michael Caine (you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!') must be nearing the end ?

Cockney rhyming slang?? Tina Turner is a bloke ?!

No no, "Kanye West. A genius and legend of music, fashion and film dies after wife holds fart too long and falls asleep next to his head. " Or his head becomes stuck between her arse cheeks. The last thing he'll hear before he suffocates to death is the Scottish paramedic saying "We kanye get him oot !"

Meh. The only J.D. I have ice cold is straight from the bottle !

Hmmm, funny you should say that. It's exactly what each employer has put for my reference for each of the 17 jobs I've had since 2009...

I hadn't even noticed the site was offline. Been on Facebook all day.

.. and mine.

God help the poor chap who has to hire out the industrial hedge-trimmer just to shave her muff.

Do I dare to do that.....idiot me searched for the above mentioned "thing"..... ended on "Scottish men traditionally don't wear anything under kilts"...i got that with images I got the same images when I typed in 'ginger nuts'. what's wrong with us? Nothing mateypeeps, 'right topic, wrong forum' methinks. Best move on..

Bye-de-bye Barry.

Do I dare to do that.....idiot me searched for the above mentioned "thing"..... ended on "Scottish men traditionally don't wear anything under kilts"...i got that with images I got the same images when I typed in 'ginger nuts'.

Yes, I wouldn't recommend typing 'fucking google' either...

Well, going by the number of times Prince did the splits in some of his late 1980s videos (Kiss & Alphabet Street for starters), I doubt he had a 'huge ackman'.... more of a 'tiny pacman'.

Look Elizabeth, bloody darkies on my land.. fetch the corgies !

Liam Gallagher & Patsy Kensits son had an extinct beatle named after him.

No, I will admit that I like it done so that a good vet might be able to get it back on its feet A 'knock the horns off and put it on the plate' type of gal eh? A cream pie perhaps? < consults Urban Dictionary and then wishes hadn't > Did the context not give away the nature? On a totally unrelated note, the whole premise of deathlisting is "pointlessly tasteless" according to the stazi mods at DigitalSpy. http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2147965 Eugh, Digital Spit... it's the homosexual, manic depressive, left-wing version of Deathlist, minus any humour whatsoever. Hey, Corrie Fan2 Deathray, I didn't know you are a homosexual, manic depressive left-winger. With an Inactive Member Nothing wrong with Deathrays 'member' .. very much active I hear !

No doubt comparing B&Q colour charts with David Dickinson & Dale Winton. Des :- "Love the mahogany David !" David :- " No Des, it's more 'Mauritian Sunset' " Dale : - "More Jasmine tea boys ??" Des & David in unison :- "Fuck off Dale and take yer tea-boys with you !!"

Oh ffs.. first Captain Birdseye, now Fluff Freeman. I may as well have a fuckin' hairy potato as an avatar... Hi Oh.. Hello ! Keeping well, me dear Lard. ?

I doubt Prince denied all knowledge of owning a Swedish penis-pump, despite being 'hung like a baby-carrot'.

Maybe they find it difficult to even have a libido at all when surrounded by people who cum over Football Manager? lol @ u if you've never got dome while guiding Ilkeston to the Europa League final with a 5-4 aggregate win over Napoli. Meh. Been there, done that. Bit trickier with the Long Eaton under-14s girl team against Real Madrid.. as half the team were at home downloading the new Beyonce album 'Lemonade', three were 'poorly' with menstrual onset & the goalie had yesterday ran off to Nottingham to meet some '17 year old Jason Derulo fan' called Zain 'Doctor' Zorders. (?!) Met him on an internet chat-room apparently & didn't hit the block button.

I can handle it. Sometimes I can go days without creating a list....... I'm fine, I really am. How are the 'Listaholics Anonymous' meetings going btw ? Not well. The first thing we do is write a list of all those attending and then cross reference it against previous attendance. We then all have a drink so we create a list of who wants coffee, tea or other beverage and by the time we have done that we compile a list of future meeting dates. I am definitely going again next week....... That is encouraging news ! Re : 'Other beverage', s'pose no alcohol is permitted at such meetings.. can't have you all 'Brahms & Liszt' can we ? ...