Phantom

Yet it's been totally denied that Michael Parkinson has Castro's disease

You might want to try www.netsoundsmusic.com or alternatively see if they have a copy for sale still on his website

He's not much of a singer though, I have a copy of him singing "Green Green Grass of Home" it's awful! but it gets rid of people at the end of the day

Q: How many children with attention-deficit disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's ride bikes!

They're called theme pubs. I think they probably took a drive around Harlow, Essex

Nah, it's too obvious. No one ever suspected they were one and the same

The Bermuda Triangle is a complete mystery. How a song like that, ever got to be a hit is beyond me

And then he worked with Dylan on his "Infidels" album in '83

Brinsworth, Mick Taylor is still going, he's touring solo at the moment. Although he hasn't done much since 2000

you can buy their album from their Website

oh heck, now that is scary

I think it's because someone said there was Pooh in the pool

Sid Little has been suffering from unfunnyitis for years I heard Bobby Ball wasn't well last year, I forget what he was suffering from. Although he made a recovery. I'd have to dig around and see if I can find the article

Only Brian Jones

Norman Wisdom is still very much alive. Sid Little is unwell? Finally! There is a God!!! If only.. just only someone might hear my prayers and one of the Krankies might get struck down by some illness

How long do you think Buster Bloodvessel can last, even though he underwent a laparoscopic gastric bypass surgery a couple of years ago? Maybe not a possibility for 2007 but in a couple of years time? (topics merged...ATJ)

At least we know there are others that take an interest in this site. Maybe those that come and rant about this site, should take heed and realise that it's just for fun. Perhaps the others on the DL, look at this site and do their best to defy the odds

Not sure I agree with that one. A lot of WWI people didn't want to get shot and tried to dessert and ended up being shot because they didn't want to get killed in the trenches. No one really wanted to die in any war, but they had no choice really but to go and they were put where they wanted. The munchkins on the other had simply auditioned for the role in the movie. The same with those that appeared as Oompa-Loompas for Willy Wonka and also as Ewoks in "Return of the Jedi" Oh and of course those that took the lead roles in The Time Bandits

The death clock isn't bad, although soon loses its novelty value. You could always try the Death Predictor to find out how you're going to die

How about Charles Forte as a possibility for next year if he makes it to the end of this year? According to Wikipedia, he'll be 98 this year

There's one claim that Lucan was shot According to a neighbour, they heard gunshots on the night and that his body was buried in the gardens of Grants Hill House in Uckfield

AnA where should I start... firstly my aunt suffered from cancer of the spine, I was with her right up until her final moments. my mother-in-law also died of breast cancer And yes it is unfortunate as the only impact she's made is the money she is raising for charity. I support the charity "Guide Dogs for the Blind", I'm not blind, no-one I know is blind or has been blinded by something, but it's a worthwhile cause (in my opinion) so I support it. I also support a cancer charity organisation in the US. So please... sit back in your chair and we'll plug it in

hmmmm what can we get the Osmonds on then?

TF, I'm sure he'll get an obit either side of the Atlantic as Trusthouse Forte used to own Travel Lodge USA before his half-wit son took over the company... Lillywhites.. sold off Half the hotels..gone KFC sold to Pepsi I was glad to leave the company when I did

Marie Osmond seems to be the only one who has distanced themselves from the rest of the family. Which Osmond had a mild heart attack a year or so ago? I know Donny is going strong, he's just finished a sell-out stint in Minneapolis