Phantom

She had better be cute.

She had better be cute.

Fuxsake, don't say that. I've been trying to shake mine off for a couple of weeks. PB, it's flu-like symptoms. It could have been a virus carried by mosquitoes. For all we know it could be West Nile Virus.

Reports of a death at Paisley Park studios. no news of who has died yet. http://www.fox9.com/news/128500293-story

There used to a thread titled Animal Antics. It might still be around or possibly merged with another.

I just found out what you need to do if you're attacked by a group of circus performers. You need to go for the juggler!

He could at least have worn a proper hat for the funeral.

Chyna finally breaks

After repeated friend requests from Zorders' alias of KilliersElf on a daily basis, the torrent of abuse that he spouts each time he posts on here. Then, there was the abusive email sent from the alias of KilliersElf. It's hardly a wonder why I blocked him.

Or pretend to keep finding her. There's a useful lawyer in Portugal if you need him Phantom! Why did I type that? I meant "pretend to keep searching for her."

that's really cool. There's one in Lake Nokomis too

Cancer doesn't care about age.

A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time, He says "This is Amanda." His dad jumps up and says "It's a fucking what?"

Or pretend to keep finding her.

It's a spoof news website. I should have known it was too good to be true

Too bad he'll never get to know if they will win the title or not

Not sure how this can be an "accident"

They should have used more orange for the colouring.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, you probably wouldn't have heard of it.

Trump shares his memories of 7-Eleven http://gothamist.com/2016/04/19/donald_trump_calls_911_7-eleven_bec.php#photo-1

He's right, they weren't that bad. They were bloody awful.

Is there a way to block friend requests from someone?

Americans buy breadcrumbs! So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as GRATED cheese. This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it. FTFY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME, I just went on Netmums by mistake and saw this in a baby name thread 'I'm hovering around Claudia Odessa for a girl and Hugo Rupert for a boy' I'm off to kill myself. On Netmums? You sure? Those are Mumsnet names. True story, I once read a Mumsnet post on baby names that was so incredibly pretentious that I sent it in to Private Eye. They printed it in Pseud's Corner and sent me a cheque for a tenner. I just saw one of the posts on Mumsnet from a mum struggling to decide between Rupert, Rafferty, Rufus or Edward Unless she wants the poor kid to have the crap kicked out of them on a daily basis, she's better off naming the kid Edward. Just need to hope the kid doesn't have red hair, otherwise he's doomed from the start.

I'd say call his bluff. He's only doing it because if he's legally declared sane he has to give up his DVD player and TV.

I think I have one, comes with an internal 14.4 modem, 5 1/4" floppy and Windows 3.1 I'm a true techno dunce so I'm only half sure that you are taking the piss out of me It just means I have a very old laptop that's weighs about the same as a breeze block and has the same thickness. I bought a Dell All-in-one that has 8gb memory, 1TB hard drive. CD/DVD writer, but mine cost me $600. Looking at the prices online, you can get a decent one for about the same price, although I would go to a shop other than John Lewis, one that has a higher turnover of stock and will charge a bit less.