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  1. I think we should let in more migrants. And his alias was duly blocked YOU HARD MAN! Mods, for fuck's sake, can you tell Phantom if he's gonna block me he's not allowed to make shitty comments about me any more? I mean come on. He makes the lamest dad jokes about me but literally refuses to read my retorts. It's beyond pathetic and embarrassing now. Block buttons weren't created in the first place so that brain-damaged Ricky Gervais wannabes who refuse to admit they made the mistake of not ensuring the cockpit on their light aircraft was properly sealed and are now suffering the mental effects of a steady diet of extreme-low-oxygen, could safely engage in one-way keyboard wars without having to get his feewings hurt. His continuing to lob "insults" at me from behind the safety of a block button - that is the most masturbatory thing on this earth so his lames jabs about me into their real fucking context doesn't it. Phantom, kill yourself.
  2. It seems that new user KilliersElf aka Dr. Zorders is off his meds, or drunk, or both.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    He hasn't been absent that long? I was speaking to him a month and a half or so ago - which is less than you "disappeared" for. Maybe he got the same sentence? Maybe MH gas gone on holiday. Zorders was grounded by his mum
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    Prince

    Prince has been hospitalized with "flu-like" symptoms
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    Diana Ross

    Was there any sort of a chain reaction? Dunno, I'm Still Waiting to find out. If only the driver of the SUV had eased on down the road. I guess she was Upside Down. A case of mirror, mirror signal, maneuver
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    Political Frailty

    he looks ok for someone who is 74
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2017

    He's been appearing in the occasional commercial recently and seems ok unless he has a relapse.
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    Diana Ross

    Was there any sort of a chain reaction? Dunno, I'm Still Waiting to find out. If only the driver of the SUV had eased on down the road.
  9. Ted Cruz was a bit of a w***er according to his college room-mate https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw I'd have thought this was a binary issue. How do you have a bit a of wank (answers on a tissue please)? When your mum comes into your room unexpectedly? Zorders could probably confirm. :lol:
  10. Ted Cruz was a bit of a w***er according to his college room-mate https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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    Diana Ross

    Was there any sort of a chain reaction?
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    "mind The Gap" Man

    Famous because everyone who has ever been on the tube would have heard the message "Mind the gap" , but I doubt your average person on the street couldn't tell you his name. It's a bit like asking people to name any of the people that provided the voice for the speaking clock. Not just the tube, he's used on some national railway services. Or like asking them to name the "cashier number 4 please" people - I think one of them died a while back though. Ok so not on the tube, but up until today I doubt hardly anyone would have been able to name him. Although I would love to find out the person who does the voice recordings for our phone system, as her voice is highly irritating.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    15 years ago, they took him away.
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    Bono

    Not entirely sure that comedians are trained for combat. Not entirely sure why Bono considers being in a band and singing a bit qualifies him to give advice on either combat or comedy but it doesn't seem to have stopped him. We could always send in Zorders, and they could die laughing.
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    "mind The Gap" Man

    Famous because everyone who has ever been on the tube would have heard the message "Mind the gap" , but I doubt your average person on the street couldn't tell you his name. It's a bit like asking people to name any of the people that provided the voice for the speaking clock.
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    Bono

    Not entirely sure that comedians are trained for combat.
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    Robert Mugabe

    Protest calling for Mugabe's resignation http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36047601
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    The dead of 2016

    There actually is a golden cherry but the lyric is as I wrote. My wife is a Tom Jones fan and I've heard all his songs many times. http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/arugula-golden-cherries-marcona-almonds-and-parmigiano-reggiano-51107210 I thought it was hair of gold and skin of blue Isn't that an X-Men character. My, my, my, Mystique. It's a Kepi Ghoulie song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPSVbZYFk6I
  19. Aww cyanide... what a lovely name http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-36045987
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    Rolf Harris

    Fucking hell, the 9/1/17!!!!!! He may well be dead by then FFS!!!! Good to see that the English legal system has a sense of humour How clogged up is the British legal system these days or are there just so many cases because of Operation Yewtree that it's taking so long?
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    The dead of 2016

    There actually is a golden cherry but the lyric is as I wrote. My wife is a Tom Jones fan and I've heard all his songs many times. http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/arugula-golden-cherries-marcona-almonds-and-parmigiano-reggiano-51107210 I thought it was hair of gold and skin of blue
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    Andy Fordham Memorial Darts Thread

    aww be fair, he didn't know the cameras were still rolling. Otherwise he would have been racist in private.
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    British Science Fiction Series

    You haven't missed much. But if you want to see an episode, they have them on YouTube Wash your mouth out Phantom. Blakes 7 was fantastic. OK the sets and effects were shaky but they concentrated on unfashionable things like character, plot and casting damn good actors. Gareth also provided the voice for the Wisdom Tree on the BBC kids TV series Raven. Plot was good, sets and special effects were terrible and the acting was ermmm could be much better. When I was 6 when I first watched it, I thought it was great. I watched the first 3 episodes again last night and I found it entertaining but nowhere near as captivating as I did years ago.
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    British Science Fiction Series

    You haven't missed much. But if you want to see an episode, they have them on YouTube
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