Sean

Yeah except without the fucking annoying music while you wait.

He looks whiter than I do! That`s just Vitiligo by the looks of it.

So, at what point does the memorabilia of a guy with Alzheimers simply become, like, his stuff? Just askin'! When he can`t remember the story behind it I guess.

Death List Slam Form Guide #27 HRH Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh Everyone`s favorite cantankerous old Greek prone to putting his foot in in it Prince Philip has cancelled an official engagement tomorrow due to health concerns.Turns 95 on the 10th June.One of the only people on Category A status in media deaths meaning that all BBC programming will be suspended when he goes.

I bet you jinxed them both now:P

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/may/28/clive-james-australian-poetry-les-murray-grants-awards?CMP=twt_books_b-gdnbooks:Looks like Clive may outlive his maple tree.

She was also the Granny in Anerican Pie.

Update coming tommorrow.Just a reminder about the transfer date.I will allow all participants to switch 5 of their picks in time for 1st July here are the rules. 1)Jokers and already deceased picks cannot be switched 2)Changes must be submitted to me here on this page or via inbox. 3)Proposed swaps must be submitted in the aforementioned ways between 00:00 and 23:59 GMT on the 30th June.No swaps will be permitted after this deadline. 4)Please give five names you would like to swap in favour of five new candidates. 5)Candidates must be 18 or over when picked 6)Only verified supercentenarians by the Gerontology Research Group will be accepted.You can pick unverified supercentenarians but points will only be awarded if said individual is verified prior to their demise. 7)When submitting transfer proposals please give two substitutes.In the event that one of the transfers dies before 1st July and death is not reported a substitute will be enacted in their place. 8)Local time applies for hits submitted via transfer. 9)If a swap occurs and a discarded candidate dies before the transfer date but said death is not reported until July or afterwards points will not be awarded. 10)If a pick discarded in a transfer dies on 30th June and their demise is reported before 00:00 GMT on 1st July 2016 the hit will count accordingly and I will ask the member who their new discarded candidate should be.

101 today!

Would give the conspiracy theorists a field day would give Zsa Zsa a happy release and would mean von arsehole would be evicted.Not to mention the hoards of happy deadpoolers.Everyone would be a winner except von arsehole but I want to see that evil shit suffer!

93 today

49 today and looks like he hasn`t sobered up since his latest bender.Was pictured falling out of a parked van yesterdayhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3610812/Troubled-Paul-Gascoigne-pictured-falling-parked-van-catching-lift-local-bank-builder-working-outside-home.html

:Nobby Stiles clip from 2010 in which he sold off his world cup medal amongst other treasured possessions .Turns out the stroke he suffered then according to this report was more serious than previously reported in other sources. The saddest quote in all this was from Nobby himself saying in consolation "I still have the memories and you can`t take them away..Ever"I think that is a perfect sentence retrospectively to explain how bloody cruel alzheimer`s is.The fact that the one bit of comfort this man had is being ebbed away slowly brings a tear to this regular deadpoolers eye. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6730268/World-Cup-hero-Nobby-Stiles-gravely-ill.html:Also a Sun report (taken with a pinch of salt) suggesting Nobby was "gravelly ill " last November .Surely one for the 2017 list if he makes the starting line?

My predictions for the deaths of the surving members of the final: Nobby Stiles:16th August 2016 Ray Wilson :November 25th 2016 Gordon Banks:4th January 2017 Martin Peters:11th April 2018 Bobby Charlton :19th December 2021 Jack Charlton :18th February 2023 Roger Hunt:18th December 2028 George Cohen :1st January 2030 Geoff Hurst:September 4th 2035

Is it awful of me to hope she just goes really quickly now?She is clearly a lovely person who is really suffering and is only going to suffer more the longer she goes on.I just hope she slips away in her sleep soon whilst she still has her faculties.God deadpooling is a shit hobby at times!

Unnatural death points?

Sounds grim.I wonder if the footage of him from Alfie`s Boys was pre-recorded.He had no difficulty speaking at all which I assume is not the case since his stroke.

:The new face of funeral ads.

Probs a fatty. No. He was definitely not a fatty. So sorry to hear this Paul.Hope you and all your family as well as your son`s family are bearing up as well as can be expected !

Nobby Stiles also missed the unveiling of a street in his name.Surely a bad sign.

Possible only if they induced a coma this week and rigged him up to life support - IMHO I'll be here in 2022 to laugh in your face.

Possible only if they induced a coma this week and rigged him up to life support - IMHO Nah he is dnr and his wife doesnt want any extensive intervention.

He is ill with so many serious ailments that I cant possibly see him lasting more than a year or two at the very best.

Is he the oldest livng hellraiser?

Does Peter Falk still know he has Alzheimer's? No is still busy trying to remember who the murderer was again