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Still got a great bum though!

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Still got a great bum though!

Given Kylie's figure, bum cancer would have given much greater cause for concern.

 

I'm sure she'll be back to normal in no time.

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Wouldn't be so sure about that - breast cancer for under 40's has a bloody awful prognosis...

 

Will all no doubt lead to vast amounts of "consciousness-raising" which will on the one hand be a good thing, but at the same time be a totally infuriating sentimental, cringe-making pain in the (rather shapely) arse.

 

The sort of thing that really gets on your tits...

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Fellow pop performers Anastacia and Delta Goodrem are recovering from a similar condition, so let's hope Kylie follows suit.

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I hope she's OK too ... but just thought I'd mention her as one to keep an eye on (in a deathlist way) ... I know plenty keep their eye on her for other reasons

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Guest Cedric

I guess she's not feeling so lucky-lucky-luck now.......

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Fellow pop performers Anastacia and Delta Goodrem are recovering from a similar condition, so let's hope Kylie follows suit.

It would seem that having a pop career following a spell in Neighbours gives you cancer. Watch out Holly Valance!

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you lot are as funny as rape...

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It's started already...did anyone see the bloody Sun today???

 

Even the sodding Telegraph has got a leader about her (admittedly saying she is rubbish but nice)

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AND WHY CAN YOU NEVER GET THROUGH TO THE BLOODY DOCTOR'S BLOODY SURGERY WHEN YOU WANT TOO???????????(&^*(&^&^)^)*()******????????

 

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT BLAIR, YOU LYING, CHEESY B*STARD!!!!!!!

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Perhaps the doctor would be more inclined to see you if you changed your name to something a bit less unappealing.

 

HornylithesweetBody for example.

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Are you suggesting that these are our real names?

 

Regards

Joe Josco

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Are you suggesting that these are our real names?

 

Regards

Joe Josco

I always though of you more as a,

Sir John Josco

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Are you suggesting that these are our real names?

 

Regards

Joe Josco

I always though of you more as a,

Sir John Josco

Privately, between you and I, this should go no further, you are nearly correct. Joe is just a sort of Nom de Plume for when one is online and conversing with the masses. I am relying on you Guesty that this information is strictly entre nous.

 

Yours

 

Earl Josco

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Kylie won't die, she's too rich and healthy to die. I mean, she will die but just not yet. I doubt she's gonna let a little bit of cancer hold her back.

 

Long live the bum.

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.....Privately, between you and I......

Get a grip Josco!

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.....Privately, between you and I......

Get a grip Josco!

Eh? Not with you spuddy old boy.

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Eh? Not with you spuddy old boy.

Exactly.

 

Indicating that I went to school somewhere.

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Eh?  Not with you spuddy old boy.

Exactly.

 

Indicating that I went to school somewhere.

Look, I am a bear with very little brain, you may have to spell it out.

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Privately, between you and I, this should go no further, you are nearly correct. Joe is just a sort of Nom de Plume for when one is online and conversing with the masses. I am relying on you Guesty that this information is strictly entre nous..........

 

.............Look, I am a bear with very little brain, you may have to spell it out.

Sorry. Given your penchant for pedantry, I thought you would know that "between you and I" is ungrammatical.

 

tsk, tsk!

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Privately, between you and I, this should go no further, you are nearly correct.  Joe is just a sort of Nom de Plume for when one is online and conversing with the masses.  I am relying on you Guesty that this information is strictly entre nous..........

 

.............Look, I am a bear with very little brain, you may have to spell it out.

Sorry. Given your penchant for pedantry, I thought you would know that "between you and I" is ungrammatical.

 

tsk, tsk!

No I didn't. I believe that it is an accepted phrase in normal speech, but quite how one expresses it in a grammatically correct manner I do not know. When I wrote the post I was going to put 'between you and I and the gatepost......... but I thought that it might be lost in translation; what does a gatepost have to do with this any way? Where does the expression originate?

Thanks for pointing it out

regards

The Imperfect Pedant

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A simple test: Try changing the order.

 

"Between I and you and the gatepost" doesn't sound quite right, does it?

 

It has to do with nominative and dative and stuff like that.

 

Presumably any decent gatepost is unlikely to betray one's confidences. Or criticise grammar for that matter.

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