msc 18,711 Posted January 10 1 hour ago, drol said: Chavalit much better again. There's no end in sight for this goblin. I fancy my chances over the long run of the next 350 odd days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 12,652 Posted Wednesday at 06:36 Surat Singh Khalsa (1933-2025) "He has been fasding for dwendy years now" (Sikh supporters in 2035) "I'm having the Big Mac. What harm can it do?" (Surat's last words) "Fasting? The hospital food is terrible!" (the real motivations behind Surat's struggle) Age at death: 91 Known health issues: Shot during a protest in the 80s. Started a hunger strike in 2015, tube-fed in hospital and looking like a skeleton for the next eight years. STOP THE STRIKE (Donald Trump's order) in January 2023, hospitalised in critical condition some months later after attempting to go on hunger strike again. Hospitalised in critical condition in 2024. Cause of death: Choked either on a Big Mac or a succulent Chinese meal. Alignment: Sikh activist for all his life, he demanded the release of Sikh political prisoners, and was regarded as a sometime powerful enemy of Narendra Modi. His campaign was never that successful, and only managed to have his son in law murdered in order to make him stop. 6 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 12,652 Posted yesterday at 16:23 Kaiti Grey (1924-2025) "Kaiti goes grey" "It's not botox, it's experience!" (Kaiti reacting to haters) Age at death: 100 Known health issues: Advanced dementia for years, hospitalised in extremely critical condition in Februray 2024, somehow miracolously recovers and is discharged. Hospitalised in October 2024 after suffering a massive stroke which would have killed anyone but her. Somehow miracolously recovers again in a week. Cause of death: Fell while dancng sirtaki. Alignment: Uninspiring Greek singer. Not any Immortal can be as cool as Jayapataka. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
