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Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee (1944-2024)

 

"There can be only one perennial COPD sufferer, curry boy!" (Kenneth Cope)

 

"Hold my beer" (Jake the Snake)

 

"How do you spell it? Bhudd.. Buddadh... Fuck, I'll take him next time!" (The Reaper is unable to take Buddhad...Budd... well, you know)

 

Former West Bengal CM Buddhadeb Bhattacharya hospitalised - KalingaTV

 

 

Age at death: 80

Known health issues: Suffered from COPD for years, hospitalised in 2019 on life support, hospitalised in very critical condition in December 2020, of course on life support. Few survive the dreaded "very critical" conditions, but he did. Hospitalised with COVID in May 2021 and, guess what, a bit of life support. Hospitalised again in "very critical" condition in July 2023. No one survives "very critical" conditions twice, but he did.

Cause of death: Died after a few days of fever at home, which apparently did not require hospitalization. Ironic, but only for Alanis Morrissette.

Alignment: Hardline communist, commonly known as "The Red Buddha". His tenure aimed at industrial development of West Bengal and he was behind the world's cheapest car, Tata Nano. His tenure also aimed at protestors, usually with a rifle, and this quite caused his downfall and tarnished his legacy.

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Salem Al-Ali Al-Sabah (1926-2024)

 

"Who's that on the corner?

 

Oh, don't worry, it's old Sheikh Salem from Kuwait. He has been doing poorly, he won't be there for long" (God to Adam and Eve)"

 

"Sheikh Salem has recently undergone complete self-ignition but he is still doing well" (arghton, updating the forum on Salem's conditions)

 

ما سبب وفاة الشيخ سالم العلي السالم الصباح اليوم الاثنين 12 أغسطس؟  ..الديوان الأميري - شبكة أطلس سبورت

 

 

Age at death: 98

Known health issues: He had ICU stays atleast in the early 2000s and after suffering seemingly hypoxia and cardiac arrest (possibly also internal bleeding) due to severe gastrointestinal perforation he underwent tracheotomy (see around 1:13 in this video - that clip is from 2007) and following a two and a half year recovery at hospitals somehow recovered and returned to Kuwait in January 2010. He had hospitalisations in February-March 2013, September 2018, December 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021...in 2020 he was critically ill, Kuwaiti social media users have for the last few years been saying "I pray for his recovery" or something similar every time he's being talked about. (credit to arghton)

Cause of death: Fucking Israel, they got another one of them!

Alignment: Stone guest in the last 60 years of Kuwait history, he survived 5 emirs as head of National Guard.

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