Natasha Lyonne

[Guest Natasha Lyonne (American Pie)]

This young actress is in a serious condition in hospital. In case you're not sure who she is here's her imdb Biog.

 

Edit: Hmmm... apparently, I can delete the entire thread, but I can't delete the first post of a thread. My god-like ego is permanently damaged.

Edited August 22, 2005 by Typhoid Harry

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[football_fan 41]

Natasha Lyonne is another Pete Doherty in the making.

 

 

Natasha Lyonne Arrested

 

 

'American Pie' star Natasha Lyonne was arrested at her New York City home last Friday after arguing with a neighbor and threatening their dog.

 

According to reports, the 25-year-old actress burst into her neighbor's Manhattan apartment at 11pm, yelling and tearing a mirror from the wall before grabbing and threatening their dog.

[Cerberus 273]

Someone has to get those two together! They could be the Posh'n'Becks of Deathlist.

 

Assuming she makes a recovery, that is.

[BrunoBrimley 83]

The above post was me. Forgot to log in yet again.

 

 

Let me act like I care.

 

Nope. Similar to the entire cast of the garbage film A.P., I cannot act and especially not to the degree of pretending to care whether or not you will ever learn to log in directly.

 

The only American Pie I ever cared for was pecan pie and of course the wonderful, simply wonderful song by Don McLean:

 

Long long time ago

I can still remember

how that music used to

make me smile .

 

 

Oh, and your record T.F., shows only 18.5 posts per day, try to do something about that okay?

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[Guest iain]

i hope the poor girl makes a full recovery and gets treatment for her psychological problems.I feel sorry for her

[VSBfromH 74]

American Pie star fighting for life

 

"hepatitis C, a heart infection and a collapsed lung" ... "rumoured that she's also fighting a battle with heroin" ... "charged in December 2004 with criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after she allegedly exploded in a temper tantrum on her New York neighbour, ripping a mirror off the woman's wall and threatening to sexually molest her dog"

 

not looking good for this lady!

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[Banshees Scream 107]

What a wild young girl she is. Though in the American Pie films

she never actually had a major part. She was also to my suprise

"Little Opal" from Pee Wee's Playhouse. It seems her life is making

a turn for the worst. The way i see it if her life is spaired she could

call herself lucky.

 

Also i don't think she's nearly famous enough.

[VSBfromH 74]

There's already a Natasha Lyonne thread.

Apologies for not spotting the original thread!

 

However, please note that the arrest would appear to have taken place last December, and she was due in court last Friday. Just thought I'd clear that up.

[VileBody 11]

Um...I know I'm going really wish I hadn't asked, but ... how do ladies sexually molest a dog......?

[Cerberus 273]

I would have thought there are a number of websites catering for that sort of thing, if you really wanted to know.

[Dr Strangelove 14]

Um...I know I'm going really wish I hadn't asked, but ... how do ladies sexually molest a dog......?

 

...threatening their dog.

 

Maybe you're confusing real-life with her movies VileBody?

[VSBfromH 74]

Maybe you're confusing real-life with her movies VileBody?

VileBody is right. Check the link in my original post to see the "molesting" reference. Does make you wonder!

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

I would have thought there are a number of websites catering for that sort of thing, if you really wanted to know.

Thus speaks a three-headed dog...

[VileBody 11]

I really wish I hadn't started this. I was just wondering how, mechanically, a young lady molests (rather than is on the receiving end of) a dog. Other than sticking a finger up its backside which sounds a bit lame...

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

I really wish I hadn't started this. I was just wondering how, mechanically, a young lady molests (rather than is on the receiving end of) a dog. Other than sticking a finger up its backside which sounds a bit lame...

Not if you cover your finger in mustard....OK, I'm going.

[honez 79]

I really wish I hadn't started this.  I was just wondering how, mechanically, a young lady molests (rather than is on the receiving end of) a dog.  Other than sticking a finger up its backside which sounds a bit lame...

Not if you cover your finger in mustard....OK, I'm going.

LOL, I can almost see the manicurist's look of disgust when she comes in for a service.

"Oh, you've got some mustard stuck under there, and.. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?"

[Cowboy Ronnie 77]

As delightful as this thread has become in the past few posts, nipping back to its original theme for just a moment, if Natasha Lyonne were to die then we'd have the perfect "dead"line - Bye, bye Miss American Pie. Although I'm with whomever said she's not famous enough, 'coz she isn't.

 

And who knew Laurence Fishburne was also on PeeWee's Playhouse? Not me.

 

OK, back to dog molesting if you must......

[Guest Guest]

Natasha Lyonne died an h our ago.I hope your suitably ashamed of yourselves.

[Cowboy Ronnie 77]

Bye, bye Miss American Pie

Drove while hammered in Miami

But she couldn't stay dry

Then she threatened a dog

Near her flat in NY

And this'll be the day

that she died.

 

 

As Homer Simpson so memorably put it, "this thing writes itself".

[honez 79]

Natasha Lyonne died an h our ago.I hope your suitably ashamed of yourselves.

Nowhere near as much as you should be of you're spelling.

[Tuber Mirum 119]

Anyone seen any evidence that she has died?

 

I am sceptical.

[VSBfromH 74]

Natasha Lyonne died an h our ago.I hope your suitably ashamed of yourselves.

If you care about her that much, you should be ashamed of yourself for finding your way onto this site within an hour of her supposed death!

 

BTW, great lyrics, Ronnie!