Boudicca 702 Posted August 30, 2005 Mr Boudicca, your ideal job is in a land far, far away. That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away. Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 30, 2005 Mr Boudicca, your ideal job is in a land far, far away. That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away. Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand Mr Boudicca? I can hear an Israeli heart shattering into tiny fragments from here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted August 30, 2005 Mr Boudicca, your ideal job is in a land far, far away. That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away. Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand Mr Boudicca? I can hear an Israeli heart shattering into tiny fragments from here. Marriage never stopped me before. I knew for a long time now and I am very happy for Boudicca and Mr. Boudicca, for theirs is a beautiful one. *crying like a little girl* And nothing Israeli about my heart, last time I checked it was made in Korea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 31, 2005 Mr Boudicca, your ideal job is in a land far, far away. That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away. Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand Mr Boudicca? I can hear an Israeli heart shattering into tiny fragments from here. Marriage never stopped me before. I knew for a long time now and I am very happy for Boudicca and Mr. Boudicca, for theirs is a beautiful one. *crying like a little girl* And nothing Israeli about my heart, last time I checked it was made in Korea. If you're still looking for that chocolate coated redhead, and don't mind blowing off a few cobwebs, there's always Robin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted August 31, 2005 I'm sure our collective wit and wisdom could conceive a few corkers. How about: Katrina and the Waves......Tour Louisiana coastal resorts?!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted September 1, 2005 Put your boss out of your misery... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted September 1, 2005 Find out your ideal Job.Searched a few of us and this is what I got: windsor, Your ideal job is a princess. Boudicca " " " " Satan. IYG " " " " Soap Actor. Grim Reaper " " " " " Top Gun Pilot. Tempus Figit " " " " " Stand up Comedian. Teddy " " " " " Air Steward(ess). Magere Hein " " " " " Dentest. Very interesting... Here are some more results Football fan – alcholic tester Handrejka – a president Janeo – drag queen Rotten Ali – a mad scientist Josco – Office Gopher Maryportfuncity – a housekeeper Cowboy Ronnie – a funeral director Captain Oates – a traffic warden Gunjaman5000 – a computer nerd Guesty – a money advisor BrunoBrimley – a suicide bomber Honez – a topless model Cerberus – a sandwich board advertiser VileBody – a Church Minister Lady Grendel – a puppeteer Larry Pestilence III – Quiz Show Contestant Millwall32 – a mime artist Heaven can wait - a stripper ^ (that's me posting as a mime artist) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted September 1, 2005 Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner. I got Jennifer Aniston as my match. Recently divorced as well, I wonder, should I try? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted September 1, 2005 Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner. I got Jennifer Aniston as my match. Recently divorced as well, I wonder, should I try? There are only two possible results for that test- Jennifer Aniston or Jordan. I got Aniston too, but you're welcome to her, Inar. And Jordan too if you feel you're up to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 1, 2005 I got Aniston too, but you're welcome to her, Inar. And Jordan too if you feel you're up to it. Am I right in thinking that Mrs. N. knows about this forum, and who's posting? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted September 1, 2005 I got Aniston too, but you're welcome to her, Inar. And Jordan too if you feel you're up to it. Am I right in thinking that Mrs. N. knows about this forum, and who's posting? regards, Hein Well, you are right, Hein, but that's not to say if my ideal partner had turned out to be say, Drew Barrymore, for example, I might not have reacted a bit differently. But don't tell Mrs N. Or my mother. Or indeed anyone, for that matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted September 1, 2005 Your perfect man is Pete Docherty What the blazes? I thought I'd get Johnny Depp. And such an attractive picture of young Peter, to boot: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 1, 2005 Your perfect man is Pete Docherty What the blazes? I thought I'd get Johnny Depp. And such an attractive picture of young Peter, to boot: Pete Docherty eh? That'll be This handsome chap Rather than the drug-addled gossip-gibbon Pete Doherty You're a lucky woman Ms. B. And that site deserves naught but contempt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted September 1, 2005 Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner. Jennifer Aniston! I always knew it was written in the stars! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted September 1, 2005 I got Jordan too. Is it rigged or are all male DL'ers the same? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted September 1, 2005 football_fan Posted: Aug 30 2005, 04:02 AM Executioner Group: Members Posts: 592 Member No.: 229 Joined: 4-November 04 QUOTE (windsor @ Aug 29 2005, 05:05 PM) Find out your ideal Job. Searched a few of us and this is what I got: windsor, Your ideal job is a princess. Boudicca " " " " Satan. IYG " " " " Soap Actor. Grim Reaper " " " " " Top Gun Pilot. Tempus Figit " " " " " Stand up Comedian. Teddy " " " " " Air Steward(ess). Magere Hein " " " " " Dentest. Very interesting... Here are some more results Football fan – alcoholic tester Handrejka – a president Janeo – drag queen Rotten Ali – a mad scientist Josco – Office Gopher Maryportfuncity – a housekeeper Cowboy Ronnie – a funeral director Captain Oates – a traffic warden Gunjaman5000 – a computer nerd Guesty – a money advisor BrunoBrimley – a suicide bomber Honez – a topless model Cerberus – a sandwich board advertiser VileBody – a Church Minister Lady Grendel – a puppeteer Larry Pestilence III – Quiz Show Contestant Millwall32 – a mime artist Heaven can wait - a stripper I was just coming on this tread for another reason only to notice I've been mentioned in dispatches thanks very much Football Fan. (oh and by the way I liked you more without that Manc' avatar) So I put in my real name and found out that I should be an alien investigator! Then I put it in again with my middle name and found out I could be a pole dancer! Then I used my Derby Deadpool name and noted that I should be "Playing for a Soccor Team" !! Now I ask you FF what's a "Soccor Team?" Oh and to return to my reason to post: I've just completed my first full year ever - anywhere, on Rotten.com's deadpool site and recorded a five out ten score finishing in position 125 out of 45,485 players. So I'm treating my self to a second glass of red wine! P.S. To all those people who say we should get a life! Just like to update you all that I've landed my self a new job after being without a contract (real job car design CAD engineer not mad scientist) for about a full year. Not only that after having nothing for so long, I was 'phoned today with the offer of a second full time job! Talk about two busses coming together! P.P.S. I've been advised that my perfect woman is Jordan!!! Not sure I agree with their workings - I've been advised by the wife that I should only have eyes for her!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted September 1, 2005 .......real job car design CAD engineer not mad scientist...... Oh, brilliant! Then you can answer a question which has been bugging me for a while: Why can't you get cars with square steering wheels any more? regards, Notapotato Share this post Link to post Share on other sites