Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Windsor 2,235]

Perhaps I will just drink myself to death. Should we start a Himler thread?

No, he's already dead.

 

We've basically discussed every other Nazi on the other thread that I've forgotten the name of. So just post there.

[Guest Himler]

In short, our lives are but a grain of sand in a universe the size of a billion deserts, that last but a few years in a cosmos billions of years old, and what time and experience we have is spent in a world based on organic life forms designed to kill and destroy in other in order to survive, in a civilisation controlled by political and financial greed.

 

Hell I think I will just slash my wrists now

[Windsor 2,235]

Hell I think I will just slash my wrists now

Yes I think that would be best for everyone.

 

(Monarchists 1, Republicans 0)

[Banshees Scream 110]

Hell I think I will just slash my wrists now 

Yes I think that would be best for everyone.

 

(Monarchists 1, Republicans 0)

This is my latenight bar - And i'm getting bored.

 

Let's knock of politics and discuss something more entertaining.

 

Like women.

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Hell I think I will just slash my wrists now 

Yes I think that would be best for everyone.

 

(Monarchists 1, Republicans 0)

This is my latenight bar - And i'm getting bored.

 

Let's knock of politics and discuss something more entertaining.

 

Like women.

Ok then, who would you rather shag, Maggie Thatcher or the Queen?

[Guest Himler]

I could have shagged Liz around 1953 but unfortunatly wasn't born, I was midly stimulated by Maggie as a teenager in the eighties. This may have contributed to my downfall

[Windsor 2,235]

Change the convo please Josco and I are offended and most others sickened by the this topic.

 

(I'll go away now, honest)

[Banshees Scream 110]

Hell I think I will just slash my wrists now 

Yes I think that would be best for everyone.

 

(Monarchists 1, Republicans 0)

This is my latenight bar - And i'm getting bored.

 

Let's knock of politics and discuss something more entertaining.

 

Like women.

Ok then, who would you rather shag, Maggie Thatcher or the Queen?

Neither, but if I lived back in the day i'd bang and young queen Victoria in a heartbeat.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Change the convo please Josco and I are offended and most others sickened by the this topic.

 

(I'll go away now, homest)

Windsor my good friend, Don't worry! I'd never speak about getting it on with Mrs.Thatcher.

 

I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot plastic poll.

[Windsor 2,235]

No, she was very plain and regarded as rather ugly by many.

 

(I'm going away this time....)

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Should the question be: would you rather shag Diana now, or before Aug 31 1997?

 

I'm off to Althorp with a shovel.

[Banshees Scream 110]

No, she was very plain and regarded as rather ugly by many.

 

(I'm going away this time....)

I got the wrong picture, But Windsor stay.....and talk

with us lonely ...Need ...a ...woman..bunch of folks.

 

The only reason why Josco isn't a main highlight of a conversation

like this is because there is somebody named Mrs. Josco who may

check through the forums every now and then.

[Guest Himler]

Yes Maggie did have the bookworm/school swat look about her when she was younger, but I think it was her fearsome personality and overt projection of power while in office that may have attributed to the odd erection of penile tissue.

 

Anyone who could kick the S**t out of Arthur Scargill like that deserves a covert stiffy during my o level maths exam.

 

On the other hand three in a bed with Liz & her sister could have been fun around 1960?

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Yes Maggie did have the bookworm/school swat look about her when she was younger, but I think it was her fearsome personality and overt projection of power while in office that may have attributed to the odd erection of penile tissue.

 

Anyone who could kick the S**t out of Arthur Scargill like that deserves a covert stiffy during my o level maths exam.

 

On the other hand three in a bed with Liz & her sister could have been fun around 1960?

The lady's not for turning...

 

Oh really.

 

I'd take to 10 going-down-on Street any day.

 

Her daughter's not bad, either, but the less said about the son the better.

[Guest Himler]

Yes, it seems Balls only breed true with the females in that family

[Banshees Scream 110]

Should the question be: would you rather shag Diana now, or before Aug 31 1997?

 

I'm off to Althorp with a shovel.

I think the thing about Diana is she had a male haircut. I find short haircuts on most

women very unattractive. - But there are exceptions.

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Then again, she's got the shortest haircut of all these days, if you think of it.

 

Right to the bone.

[Guest Himler]

Yes Alien 3 ruined my sex life for weeks

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Yes Alien 3 ruined my sex life for weeks

Three Aliens ruined my sex-life for good.

 

They shoved a probe up my arse.

[Guest Himler]

Then again, she's got the shortest haircut of all these days, if you think of it.

 

Right to the bone.

I bet a certain Butler shaved it off before they nailed down the lid and had it knitted into a pair of fluffy Y-Fronts

[Guest Himler]

Yes Alien 3 ruined my sex life for weeks 

Three Aliens ruined my sex-life for good.

 

They shoved a probe up my arse.

You too?

Small world!

[Guest Himler]

Yes Alien 3 ruined my sex life for weeks 

Three Aliens ruined my sex-life for good.

 

They shoved a probe up my arse.

Or were you refering to asylum seekers?

Aren't they the ones that get probed up the arse at the airport? No wonder they don't want to go home

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Yes Alien 3 ruined my sex life for weeks 

Three Aliens ruined my sex-life for good.

 

They shoved a probe up my arse.

Or were you refering to asylum seekers?

Aren't they the ones that get probed up the arse at the airport? No wonder they don't want to go home

Yes, I am in fact the Official Gimp for Eastern Europeans.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Ich muß bald schlafen gehen, da ich eine Verabredung in der Jobmitte morgen habe.....

 

 

Berühmter Schauspielerin, Verfasser, Produzent Mary Tyler Moore wurde vor kurzem mit jungem Erfinder, eloi b. nimm

 

Deutschland cums über allen

Gentlemen, I give you the German Banshees Scream.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Aha! I was scratching my head about Jobmitte.

 

A literal translation of Job Center/Centre. But not a German word by a long way. Although Arbeitsvermittlung does have a certain similarity to the trained ear.