Windsor 2,233 Posted February 22, 2006 One of our most loved members the honourable Banshees Scream seems to have vanished. In his honour a few of us came up with the idea to throw a poetry competition in his honour. The rules are that the poem must be about Banshees (good things). Judges and prizes are still being decided. Any way, here is my effort (no laughing): To a friend missing in action. Oh where have you gone my Banshees Scream? For this really must be such a terrible dream. No more do you grace our board. Do come back for you're really adored. I met a new member called Father Time. He's not like you he's a terrible whine. Alls I want is my Banshees Scream. For you and I were such a brilliant team. Seems like yesterday we were laughing and joking. Don't you think it's time to start talking? You really do help to pass the hours. We need you here for your magical powers. Without you here there is something lacking. So snap out of it please and stop your snapping! Come on Banshees stop being a tease. You must come back please, please please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted February 23, 2006 Banshees, he's a scream, Gone away it would seem, DeathList Moderater, Bizarre thread instigator, Problum speller, Unique kinda fella, Self proclaimed seer, Is his end near? Surely that can't be so, But then he should know, Former "Advisor" to DeathList, He's frequently stoned or pissed, Comeback,you namesake of Irish myth, And cast aside this silly little tiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 24, 2006 <Haiku deleted by Banshees>Oh the irony...Anyone care to do an acrostic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 25, 2006 Thanks for your efforts! Should we open a thread in the main forum? It may generate more interest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted February 25, 2006 Anyone care to do an acrostic? Banshees Scream, Obscene! obscene! Ladies beware, Lothario's lair, Only the brave, Challenge this knave, Killing his time, Salaciousness his crime. Only joshing with you Mr.BS, (Only because I stole this writing from an ancient chap) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 25, 2006 Here comes the scary bit: Banshees (the screaming ones) Indicate somebody Soon will depart Lately, however, they Unnecessarily Changed their acoustics: Their scream's now a melody That I just cleary can't understand? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 25, 2006 This competion is closed due to Banshees deleting poems. But then again, was it not IYG who was banned for abuse of power deleting stuff? Perhaps Banshees should be demoted. It would fix his attitude problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 3, 2006 Bend over, Master Scream! Wouldn't I say that to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted October 17, 2009 I wonder if it would be comical if any of the above were accidentally to find its way into the public fora? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted October 18, 2009 I wonder if it would be comical if any of the above were accidentally to find its way into the public fora? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain of Industry 2 Posted October 19, 2009 An American fellow named Screen Said "One side of me you've never seen. My agreeable nature, I'm saving for later. Until then I'll remain a latrine." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
