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Logically orange juice should be one word. To distinguish juice made with oranges from juice which is merely orange in colour.

 

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast.

 

Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat.

 

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Logically orange juice should be one word. To distinguish juice made with oranges from juice which is merely orange in colour.

 

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast.

 

Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat.

 

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Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard.

Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. :)

Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW!

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Logically orange juice should be one word. To distinguish juice made with oranges from juice which is merely orange in colour.

 

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast.

 

Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat.

 

Post fades out.

Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard.

Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. :)

Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW!

 

He is coherent from time to time

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Logically orange juice should be one word. To distinguish juice made with oranges from juice which is merely orange in colour.

 

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast.

 

Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat.

 

Post fades out.

Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard.

Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. :)

Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW!

 

He is coherent from time to time

.......but i dont want him to be!!

I want him to be that incoherent rambling Yankee doodle Stanley Unwin.

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Logically orange juice should be one word. To distinguish juice made with oranges from juice which is merely orange in colour.

 

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast.

 

Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat.

 

Post fades out.

Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard.

Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. :)

Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW!

 

He is coherent from time to time

 

That's not coherent. It's bollocks. Oats and oatmeal are two different things. Oatmeal is made of oats and could consequently be called oats but it isn't the same thing.

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Logically orange juice should be one word. To distinguish juice made with oranges from juice which is merely orange in colour.

 

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast.

 

Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat.

 

Post fades out.

Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard.

Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. :)

Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW!

 

He is coherent from time to time

 

That's not coherent. It's bollocks. Oats and oatmeal are two different things. Oatmeal is made of oats and could consequently be called oats but it isn't the same thing.

 

Bollocks it may be but at least you can follow what he said

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Logically orange juice should be one word. To distinguish juice made with oranges from juice which is merely orange in colour.

 

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast.

 

Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat.

 

Post fades out.

Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard.

Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. :)

Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW!

 

He is coherent from time to time

.......but i dont want him to be!!

I want him to be that incoherent rambling Yankee doodle Stanley Unwin.

 

I'm sure he will be again...unless he's gone straight edge

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Logically orange juice should be one word. To distinguish juice made with oranges from juice which is merely orange in colour.

 

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast.

 

Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat.

 

Post fades out.

Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard.

Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. :)

Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW!

 

He is coherent from time to time

 

That's not coherent. It's bollocks. Oats and oatmeal are two different things. Oatmeal is made of oats and could consequently be called oats but it isn't the same thing.

 

Bollocks it may be but at least you can follow what he said

Barely.

It isn't immediately apparent what is meant by "Most never hear oat". It does include the requisite subject, verb and object to qualify for being a sentence, but it's only just hovering around the pass mark as regards making sense.

Admittedly that's a distinguished achievement by Banshees' standards.

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

Laughter is the best medicine of all . :)

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

Laughter is the best medicine of all . :)

 

Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit.

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

Laughter is the best medicine of all . :)

 

Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit.

Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all.

Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover.

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

Laughter is the best medicine of all . :)

 

Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit.

Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all.

Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover.

 

Oh don't be so melodramatic! Never heard of Alka Seltzer??

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

Laughter is the best medicine of all . :)

 

Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit.

Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all.

Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover.

 

Oh don't be so melodramatic! Never heard of Alka Seltzer??

Where do you think you are, 1972?

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

Laughter is the best medicine of all . :)

 

Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit.

Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all.

Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover.

 

Oh don't be so melodramatic! Never heard of Alka Seltzer??

Where do you think you are, 1972?

 

I'd answer you but I'm too busy playing Pong

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

Laughter is the best medicine of all . :)

 

Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit.

Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all.

Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover.

 

I used to swear by a Big Mac, fries and a Coca Cola. Then I quit drinking. lol

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I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less.

 

I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both.

 

And that's it.

 

It's over.

 

So you do care then?

See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer.

Go on, read it a few more times! :)

 

I don't have enough medication for that.

Laughter is the best medicine of all . :)

 

Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit.

Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all.

Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover.

 

I used to swear by a Big Mac, fries and a Coca Cola. Then I quit drinking. lol

Was it JUST Coca Cola or did you drop a lil something into it too? :)

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Well I had two bacon sandwiches, half a massive pack of crisps, half a litre of orange juice, a bottle of lucozade and another pack of crisps, and felt a little better.

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