Crispy 5 Posted November 27, 2003 An outside bet on next year, Tony Blair. Maybe his ticker is on the way out, and he'll suddenly collaspe during question time. One can only dream!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted November 27, 2003 Outside bet?! Thats over the hill and far away outside betting! That ticker scare was probably just a bit of spin Now if you had said Lionel Blair... we'd soon find out that hes only 71 and apparently healthly so doesnt seem like a good prospect either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eric Posted August 6, 2005 I think he is quite likely to get bombed the way things are going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 6, 2005 I think he is quite likely to get bombed the way things are going. Oh, no! Don't tell me the mad bombers are on a seek and destroy mission for Lionel Blair. Run Lionel, run! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony Blair Posted August 6, 2005 People of Britain, This is your leader speaking, his Royal Highness Anthony Dubya Blair, President of Europe, Chief Constable of Asia, Lord Protector of Africa and Commander in Chief of Australasia. Let me assure you that there is no chance that I will die in the foreseeable future. Indeed, scientists are at present attempting to create a solution which will enable the great and good of society, such as myself, His Serene Majesty Georgey Boy Bush and of course the venerable Robert "Bob" Mugabe to remain alive and healthy for all eternity. This will cost the sum of a mere $ 2000000 billion and will therefore have no repercussions on the health, educational, transport or military services of our great nation. Ah well, I must now return to sunbathing in His Royal Plutocratic Highness Silvio Berlusconi`s fine villa, which he has kindly let me for the duration of my mortal lifetime. Thank you and god speed, Tony Blair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted August 8, 2005 There's a very strong argument for Blair as the worst Prime Minister ever. And odes nopt look well, anyone who grins that much..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted August 8, 2005 There's a very strong argument for Blair as the worst Prime Minister ever. And odes nopt look well, anyone who grins that much..... You are not the only one holding that opinion, strangely enough. Last year, (Dalyell) labelled Tony Blair the worst prime minister and Labour leader he had experienced while in Parliament. And that is a very long time indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted August 23, 2005 Maybe not Tony, but one of his kids .... All hush hush, of course. Can't let the proletariat know these things ... Kat's Outta The Bag Kathryn Blair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted August 24, 2005 Maybe not Tony, but one of his kids .... All hush hush, of course. Can't let the proletariat know these things ... Kat's Outta The Bag I'd want to top myself too if Tony & Cherie were my parents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted August 24, 2005 Yes - pretty ghastly fate - poor girl, but I do find the supine behaviour of the press a bit worrying. Makes you wonder what else gets hushed up. Like the history of the gay affairs in the Cabinet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 24, 2005 Yes - pretty ghastly fate - poor girl, but I do find the supine behaviour of the press a bit worrying. Makes you wonder what else gets hushed up. Like the history of the gay affairs in the Cabinet. Which Cabinet? Labour or Tory? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted August 24, 2005 Makes you wonder what else gets hushed up. .......... More than you will ever know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted August 24, 2005 Which Cabinet? Labour or Tory? Well both i suppose, given all that Lilley/Hague stuff a few years back. No, I was thinking of the Brown/Blair affair that went sour after Tony went off with Mandy. Hence all the briefing by Mandy against Brown and Brown being forced to get a "beard" wife to stop all the speculation. Then Brown got the goods on Mandy (little boys in Rio?) so he had to resign. Let's' face it - no-one in this government was going to resign over anything as trivial as a quick call to accelerate a supporter's passport application! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted August 24, 2005 If this were your mummy and Daddy, wouldn't death seem like a pleasant alternative. Don't do it kathryn,you can get your own back when they're old and senile. Put them into the worst Nursing Home you can find. I can recommend this one, popular with Labour politicans and failed actors.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 24, 2005 [...] Brinsworth House. Looks pretty good to me. Do you have a picture of the inside? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted August 24, 2005 Mr Josco, how/when did you become a Moderator? Was this a special birthday present? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted August 24, 2005 Mr Josco, how/when did you become a Moderator? Was this a special birthday present? Moderators to the left of us, Moderators to the right of us. Oh God the buggers are everywhere. My thoughts exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted August 24, 2005 Mr Josco, how/when did you become a Moderator? Was this a special birthday present? I think it could be classed as a birthday present, one of the most touching I have received. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony Blair Posted August 24, 2005 People of Britain, Please refrain from making such comments about his royal excellency Anthony Blair Esquire, i.e. me. No member of my family has ever attempted suicide, homicide, genocide or regicide. No one can question that I am the greatest Prime Minister who has ever lived, or ever will live. No one can deny that I am as close to a deity as exists on the face of the planet. Also, note that I have all your names and addresses and will be dispatching my squadrons immediately. You have been warned. Thank you and god speed, Tony Blair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 24, 2005 Call me an Executioner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 24, 2005 Milestone 500 Call me an Executioner! Congratulations, an Executioner. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
