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John Kettley has added me as a friend on Death List. OMG that is amazing because I do not have any friends let alone famous friends, why add me what have I done?

 

The question is I suppose is this the real John Kettley or is he an impostor?

 

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=john+...971cfd95a28cf9b

 

I am sure that the moderators will know.

 

 

Anyway John welcome to this forum - pleased to have you with us.

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John Kettley has added me as a friend on Death List. OMG that is amazing because I do not have any friends let alone famous friends, why add me what have I done?

 

The question is I suppose is this the real John Kettley or is he an impostor?

 

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=john+...971cfd95a28cf9b

 

I am sure that the moderators will know.

 

 

Anyway John welcome to this forum - pleased to have you with us.

I truly dont know whether to congratulate an existing members genius in the creation of "Yvonne" or whether to feel a deep sense of sadness for a "real" Yvonne sitting alone at her computer, cats meowing around her feet..............

Sod it.........Yvonne sweetie, you have another friend.

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John Kettley has added me as a friend on Death List. OMG that is amazing because I do not have any friends let alone famous friends, why add me what have I done?

 

The question is I suppose is this the real John Kettley or is he an impostor?

 

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=john+...971cfd95a28cf9b

 

I am sure that the moderators will know.

 

 

Anyway John welcome to this forum - pleased to have you with us.

I truly dont know whether to congratulate an existing members genius in the creation of "Yvonne" or whether to feel a deep sense of sadness for a "real" Yvonne sitting alone at her computer, cats meowing around her feet..............

Sod it.........Yvonne sweetie, you have another friend.

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I added you too, Yvonne. Not only because getting a friend gave you such joy, but also because I'm sick of looking at my "Friends" icon and having it say "you have no friends".

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I think its our duty, as upstanding citizens, to take Yvonne under our wing.

Come on people, lets all add Yvonne to our friends list!! B)

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Yes but is he the real John Kettley??

 

John Kettley is a weatherman and is on television every day.

 

I did not realise that you had added me as a friend - where do I find my friends??

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Yes but is he the real John Kettley??

 

John Kettley is a weatherman and is on television every day.

 

I did not realise that you had added me as a friend - where do I find my friends??

Why do I get the distinct impression that im getting f'ucked over?! B)

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I added you as a friend, Yvonne, but you keep talking about John Kettley. Am I less important because I'm not on TV? My feelings are hurt now. I think I need a poem.

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I added you as a friend, Yvonne, but you keep talking about John Kettley. Am I less important because I'm not on TV? My feelings are hurt now. I think I need a poem.

.......I think I need my head examining...........

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I added you too, Yvonne. Not only because getting a friend gave you such joy, but also because I'm sick of looking at my "Friends" icon and having it say "you have no friends".

 

And for those very same reasons, I have too... B)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even though you rival Paul Neil Milne Johnstone in the worst poetry ever stakes!

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A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

 

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

 

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn't have a friend.

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A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

 

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

 

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn't have a friend.

 

Quod Erat Demonstrandum...

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A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

 

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

 

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn't have a friend.

 

 

We both lie silently still

In the dead of the night

Although we both lie close together

We feel miles apart inside

 

Was it something I said or something I did

Did my words not come out right

Though I tried not to hurt you

Though I tried

But I guess thats why they say

 

Every rose has its thorn

Just like every night has its dawn

Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song

Every rose has its thorn

 

I listen to our favorite song

Playing on the radio

Hear the dj say loves a game of easy come and easy go

But I wonder does he know

Has he ever felt like this

And I know that youd be here right now

If I could have let you know somehow

I guess

 

Though its been a while now

I can still feel so much pain

Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals

But the scar, that scar remains

 

I know I could have saved a love that night

If Id known what to say

Instead of makin love

We both made our separate ways

 

But now I hear you found somebody new

And that I never meant that much to you

To hear that tears me up inside

And to see you cuts me like a knife

I guess

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Can I be your friend as well Yvonne?

 

 

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval

 

Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you.

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Can I be your friend as well Yvonne?

 

 

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval

 

Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you.

 

You can call me John.

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Can I be your friend as well Yvonne?

 

 

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval

 

Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you.

 

 

You can call me HCW if you like.

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Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval

 

Approved!

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Can I be your friend as well Yvonne?

 

 

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval

 

Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you.

 

You can call me John.

 

 

Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise??

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Can I be your friend as well Yvonne?

 

 

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval

 

Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you.

 

You can call me John.

 

 

Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise??

 

I would guess a cold one, however, I'm sure Kettles will be more accurate. Over to you John

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A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

 

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

 

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn't have a friend.

 

Now I feel better. Thank you so much. You can call me deadsox, or dx for friends like you.

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Can I be your friend as well Yvonne?

 

 

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval

 

Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you.

 

You can call me John.

 

 

Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise??

 

I would guess a cold one, however, I'm sure Kettles will be more accurate. Over to you John

 

What? A cold one? I'll have a cold one!

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Can I be your friend as well Yvonne?

 

 

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval

 

Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you.

 

You can call me John.

 

 

Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise??

 

I would guess a cold one, however, I'm sure Kettles will be more accurate. Over to you John

 

What? A cold one? I'll have a cold one!

 

A cold one on its way over DX. Mind you, with the postal strikes here, it might be warm by the time it gets to you

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I'm going to call this whole thread daft.

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